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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hi There (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gimpy McWimpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Hi There has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hi There seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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188 cm
25
245 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hi There!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gimpy McWimpy!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWimpy digs a good body shot into There's ribs.
There misses with a low kick.
McWimpy misses with a jab, cross combination.
There takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWimpy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
There tries to land a leg kick but McWimpy saw it coming and moves away.
McWimpy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from There.
McWimpy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWimpy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McWimpy misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from There misses its intended target.
McWimpy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but There moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McWimpy lands a jab to the nose.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
There walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McWimpy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
There fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWimpy is out of range.
There takes a swing at McWimpy's ribcage but misses.
There closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. McWimpy quickly recovers to half guard.
There prevents McWimpy from improving his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
There is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McWimpy defends it well.
McWimpy is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWimpy wants to control but There passes into side.
There goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, McWimpy rolls with the submission and now he's on top in There's guard! Nice work there by McWimpy!
There manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy manages to regain half guard. Good work.
There lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
There lands strikes from half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
There takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McWimpy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWimpy flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
There lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
There working over McWimpy with some ground and pound. McWimpy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy won't allow There to pass to mount.
Ground and pound from There.
McWimpy wants to get back to his feet.
McWimpy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
McWimpy looks gassed!
There stands up over McWimpy, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McWimpy looking for a sweep. Not yet McWimpy, not yet.
There makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
There content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
There lands a couple of digs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
There makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
There might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy tries to strike from the bottom.
There working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McWimpy's head.
There scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWimpy wants to control the position but There says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
There trying to mount his opponent but McWimpy defends it.
McWimpy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
McWimpy wants to sweep here but There controlling him for the moment.
There lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McWimpy is trying to keep There in close.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells There's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's five minutes gone in the round.
There postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWimpy lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for There!
There is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
There is looking to get to half guard.
McWimpy looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
There is trying desperately to improve position.
McWimpy trying to control but There is having none of it.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
There swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
There keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
A nice elbow there by McWimpy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
There is squirming around, avoiding McWimpy's attempts to control the action.
McWimpy is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
There is looking to improve his position but McWimpy isn't that keen on the idea.
McWimpy postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. There looks a forlorn figure.
McWimpy prevents There from getting the reversal.
McWimpy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as There is looking to escape.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy with shots to the head and body - There looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, McWimpy cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
McWimpy trying to control but There is having none of it.
There swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
There tries to reverse the position but McWimpy maintains control.
McWimpy is in the full mount, landing strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWimpy raining down hammerfists from mount.
BOOM! McWimpy connects with a massive shot to the dome!
There on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if There tries to get out of the position.
McWimpy has control of There's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and There regains control of the situation pretty easily.
There tries to reverse the position but McWimpy maintains control.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy tries to control but There wriggling away.
There taking shots to the head.
There tries to reverse the position but McWimpy maintains control.
McWimpy cracks There with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
McWimpy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
There tries to reverse the position but McWimpy maintains control.
McWimpy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWimpy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as There is looking to escape.
McWimpy lands a nice shot to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gimpy McWimpy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McWimpy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Gimpy McWimpy!
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for Gimpy McWimpy!
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Gimpy McWimpy!
Gimpy McWimpy wins by unanimous decision!
Our winner, Gimpy McWimpy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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