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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sasha Grey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noobie Nooberson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Noobie Nooberson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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290 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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190 cm
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265 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sasha Grey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noobie Nooberson!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shirou Masuda and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grey just misses with a punch to the body.
Nooberson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Grey looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Grey uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nooberson.
Grey blocks a jab.
Nooberson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Grey.
Nooberson throws a good cross that connects.
Grey dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nooberson. That did some damage!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nooberson.
Grey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Grey bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Nooberson's head.
Grey lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Grey looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nooberson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grey.
Grey is looking to land body kicks.
Grey lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Grey lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nooberson's sensitive parts.
Nooberson looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grey scores with a nice head shot.
Grey throws a head kick but Nooberson moves out of range.
Grey lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Grey throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grey lands a jab to the head.
Grey moves out of range as Nooberson strikes.
Grey misses with a body kick.
Grey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Nooberson's head.
Grey swings for the body but Nooberson moves out of range.
Nooberson takes a swing at Grey's ribcage but misses.
Grey throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A slapping body kick lands there for Grey.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Grey, right into the meat.
Grey scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grey lands a big head kick that sends Nooberson tumbling to the mat! Grey takes a step backwards and waves Nooberson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Grey changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nooberson blocks a head kick by Grey.
Grey checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Sasha Grey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grey avoids the body shot from Nooberson.
Both fighters circling a little - Grey finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Grey scores with a nice head shot.
Grey cracks Nooberson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Nooberson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Grey finish him?
Nooberson is rocked!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Grey! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sasha Grey!
Sasha Grey decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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