PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joel Whitehead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man comes to the cage accompanied by Macho Man. Joel Whitehead has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Macho Man
vs
Whitehead

186 cm
23
155 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

162 cm
20
154 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joel Whitehead!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Macho Man's corner calls for a 1-2. Macho Man obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Whitehead shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Macho Man as he avoids it easily.
Whitehead takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Decent striking displayed by Macho Man there.
Macho Man looks to land a left hand but Whitehead moved out of range nicely.
Whitehead looks to throw the jab but Macho Man is out of range.
Whitehead walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whitehead steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Whitehead tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Macho Man swivels and escapes.

Macho Man sends Whitehead crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Macho Man is motioning to the referee to let Whitehead up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Whitehead is rocked!
Macho Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Macho Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Whitehead is still on wobbly legs! Can Macho Man finish him?
A big right from Macho Man misses.
Whitehead tries to score a power double leg takedown but Macho Man sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Whitehead somewhat.
Super Macho Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joel Whitehead.
Whitehead moves in looking to clinch but Macho Man pushes him off.
Whitehead blocks a jab.
Whitehead ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man throws the left hand but Whitehead avoids the punch easily.
Whitehead ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man looks to throw the jab but Whitehead is out of range.
Macho Man throws the left hand but Whitehead avoids the punch easily.
Whitehead is trying desperately to land a takedown but Macho Man is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Whitehead.
A jab from Macho Man misses.
Whitehead seems to have recovered his senses.
Macho Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Whitehead shoots in looking for a takedown. Macho Man tries to sprawl out of it but Whitehead keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Macho Man manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Macho Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whitehead takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Macho Man cracks Whitehead on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Whitehead falls backwards against the cage. Macho Man follows up with more strikes that drop Whitehead to his knees. Macho Man keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Whitehead! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Super Macho Man waved his t-shirt featuring New World Order Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.