PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fjalar Fuzzy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kiaro Elston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuzzy comes into the arena with the sound of screaming sluts blaring out of the sound system. Elston has chosen Gimme Danger as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Fuzzy
vs
Elston

188 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fjalar Fuzzy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kiaro Elston!
The judges for this bout are , and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Elston tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuzzy swivels and escapes.
Fuzzy lands a head kick. Elston smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kiaro Elston seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Elston lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fuzzy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Elston looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Elston tries to work over Fuzzy's front leg with a kick but Fuzzy checks it.
Fuzzy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Elston rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuzzy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Elston has a takedown stuffed.
Elston is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Elston misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuzzy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Elston avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Elston takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Elston shoots for a double leg takedown but Fuzzy sprawls well. He's pushed Elston's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Fjalar Fuzzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kiaro Elston.
Elston throws a leg kick but Fuzzy moved away.
Fuzzy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fjalar Fuzzy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuzzy scores with a jab to the head.
Elston tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Elston changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fuzzy tries to avoid it but Elston manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fuzzy to the ground. Fuzzy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Elston fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuzzy lands with an uppercut that bounces Elston off the cage and back into rage.
Fuzzy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Elston if he has to take too many more of those.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuzzy. That's going to slow Elston down.
Fuzzy avoids the body shot from Elston.
Fuzzy lands a nice looking body kick.
Fuzzy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Elston closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Elston stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fuzzy.
Nice uppercut there from Fuzzy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuzzy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuzzy staying out of range there.
Nice uppercut there from Fuzzy.
Fuzzy swats away the attempt to clinch by Elston.
Elston takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Elston throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fuzzy's waist but Fuzzy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Elston off to one side.
Elston looks gassed!
Elston takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fuzzy fails to land with a series of punches.
Elston looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Elston walks into a stiff left hand from Fuzzy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuzzy throws a leg kick which misses Elston's front leg but catches the back leg as Elston tries to avoid it.
Fuzzy scores with a punch to the head.
Fuzzy throws a shot to the body.
Fuzzy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fuzzy scores with a push kick.
Fuzzy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Elston.
Elston takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuzzy.
Fuzzy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fjalar Fuzzy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Elston takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Elston takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fuzzy.
A shot to de liver by Fuzzy. Beautiful body shot.
Kiaro Elston is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuzzy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fuzzy cracks Elston with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fuzzy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fuzzy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Elston has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Fuzzy.
A swing and a miss from Elston.
Elston has a takedown stuffed.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuzzy.
Elston is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elston will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fuzzy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Elston walks into a left hand.
Elston on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuzzy. Fuzzy obviously looking to wear him down.
Fuzzy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nice uppercut lands for Elston. That snapped Fuzzy's head back.
Elston fails with an attempt to clinch.
Elston throws a combination that misses
and Elston takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice uppercut lands for Fuzzy. That snapped Elston's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Elston looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Elston decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Elston rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuzzy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jab, jab by Fuzzy - just one landing.
Elston tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuzzy swivels and escapes.
Fjalar Fuzzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kiaro Elston.
Elston avoids the body shot from Fuzzy.
Elston closes this distance looking for a takedown but Fuzzy circles away.
Elston tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuzzy counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuzzy lands a nice shot that snaps Elston's head back.
Fuzzy lands a with a good body shot.
Elston misses with a looping right.
Elston shoots in but no luck this time.
Fuzzy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Elston's head.
Elston closes the distance and lands a one-two.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuzzy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Elston.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuzzy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Elston.
Elston fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fuzzy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fuzzy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fuzzy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuzzy lands a right hook to the body.
Fuzzy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Elston has time to react.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fjalar Fuzzy dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Fuzzy lands with a cross.
Elston gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fuzzy.
Elston misses with a double jab
and Fuzzy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fuzzy.
Fuzzy misses with a head kick.
Elston throws a head kick that misses
enabling Fuzzy to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuzzy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fuzzy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fuzzy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuzzy misses with a double jab

and Elston counters with a single leg into guard. Fuzzy didn't expect that.
Elston takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Elston stands up from Fuzzy's guard - Elston perhaps looking for a knockout.
Fuzzy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A jab from Fuzzy finds it's way through Elston's defenses.
Fjalar Fuzzy is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuzzy lands a really nice looking cross but Elston seems unphased.
Fuzzy scores with a three punch combo!
Elston walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Fuzzy.
Fuzzy tests Elston's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fuzzy with a jab.
Elston shoots in and drives through. Fuzzy sprawls well.
Fuzzy lands a body shot.
Elston shoots in and drives through. Fuzzy sprawls well.
Elston misses with a jab to the body
enabling Fuzzy to counter with a crisp jab.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fuzzy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuzzy looks to land a combination. Elston sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fuzzy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Elston throws a big shot that misses.
Elston has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fuzzy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Elston.
Fuzzy looks to land a left hand but Elston moved out of range nicely.
Elston takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Elston moves out of range as Fuzzy throws a body kick.
Fuzzy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Elston. That did some damage!
The crowd cheers as Fuzzy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Elston doesn't seem phased though.
Kiaro Elston has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Elston tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fuzzy counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Elston shoots in and bounces Fuzzy off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Elston thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Elston decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Fuzzy, up you get!
Elston shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuzzy but Fuzzy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fjalar Fuzzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kiaro Elston.
Fuzzy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fjalar Fuzzy.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuzzy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fjalar Fuzzy!