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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monte Christo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Rock You Like a Hurricane. Christo has chosen Walk this way - Run DMC & Aerosmith as his entrance music. Bubbles Ticklepants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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166 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Monte Christo!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ticklepants throws a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Christo. Ticklepants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ticklepants misses with a leg kick.
Christo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ticklepants tries to clinch there but Christo circles away.
Ticklepants throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Monte Christo has been cut.
Ticklepants feints and then cracks Christo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Christo down.
Ticklepants walks into a straight right hand from Christo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Christo throws the left hand but Ticklepants avoids the punch easily.
Christo throws a low kick but Ticklepants moves out of range easily.
Ticklepants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ticklepants trying to stall but Christo improves his position.
Ticklepants stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Christo.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Christo throws a punch but it's blocked by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants drops Christo with a big knee straight up the middle! Christo is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Christo is rocked!
Ticklepants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Christo is still on wobbly legs! Can Ticklepants finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Ticklepants throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Christo is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bubbles Ticklepants!
Bubbles Ticklepants retains his lightweight title!
A relieved looking Bubbles Ticklepants thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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