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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Storm Garp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hercules Rockefeller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garp's entrance music is Rammstein- Liebe ist für alle da. A fine choice. Rockefeller has chosen Mars, the Bringer of War as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hercules Rockefeller was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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300 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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307 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Storm Garp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hercules Rockefeller!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockefeller throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Garp.
Rockefeller misses with a hook
letting Garp counter with a right hand.
It looks like Hercules Rockefeller has been cut.
Rockefeller throws a head kick that misses.
Rockefeller throws a front kick that sends Garp stumbling back into the cage.
Garp chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rockefeller can pounce on him.
Rockefeller has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Garp finds it's way round the side to connect with Rockefeller's head.
Garp throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rockefeller thows a body shot but no joy.
Garp misses with a wild combination.
Rockefeller throws a low kick but it's checked well by Garp.
Garp lands with a nice body punch.
Garp takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Rockefeller misses.
Garp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Garp blocks a head kick by Rockefeller.
Garp slips under a jab.
Garp bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Garp. Rockefeller does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hercules Rockefeller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garp digs a good body shot into Rockefeller's ribs.
Garp connects with the punch.
Garp on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rockefeller. Rockefeller obviously looking to wear him down.
Garp takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
It looks like Storm Garp has been cut.
Rockefeller fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Garp on the side of the head.
Rockefeller tries to clinch but Garp is having none of it.
Rockefeller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garp.
A big left from Rockefeller misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garp moves out of range as Rockefeller strikes.
Rockefeller throws the left hand but Garp avoids the punch easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Garp checks a leg kick.
Garp scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rockefeller missing with a left hand there. Garp was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rockefeller lands a nice looking body kick.
Rockefeller avoids the body shot from Garp.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rockefeller thumps Garp with a low kick.
Garp fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rockefeller manages to avoid it.
Garp throws a body punch but Rockefeller moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rockefeller lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Garp has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Garp and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Garp misses the shot to the body.
Rockefeller swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Garp to counter with a crisp jab.
That has opened up Hercules Rockefeller's cut even more.
Rockefeller goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
An inside leg kick lands from Rockefeller.
Rockefeller throws a chopping leg kick but Garp manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Rockefeller connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Garp lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Garp.
Rockefeller throws a sloppy head kick and Garp moves out of range easily.
A slow jab from Rockefeller misses its intended target.
Rockefeller just misses with a punch to the body.
Garp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Garp throws a hook but Rockefeller avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rockefeller moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Garp rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rockefeller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Garp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rockefeller pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rockefeller throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garp counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rockefeller lands a nice looking kick to the body. Garp takes a step back to recover.
Rockefeller tries a low kick but Garp avoids it.
Rockefeller scores with a nice head shot.
Garp looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rockefeller misses with a head kick.
Rockefeller pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Garp uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rockefeller.
Rockefeller throws a solid leg kick but Garp takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rockefeller.
Crunch! Rockefeller slams his shin into Garp's torso.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rockefeller avoids a punch combination nicely.
Garp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A clash of legs there as Garp blocks the low kick.
Garp is looking to wear down Rockefeller with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Garp avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rockefeller ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garp moves away.
Rockefeller scores with a body shot.
Rockefeller pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rockefeller moves into the clinch.
Garp can't break the clinch.
Rockefeller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rockefeller throws a punch but it's blocked by Garp.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rockefeller lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rockefeller creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Garp escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Garp throws an overhand right that lands on Rockefeller's shoulder, as Rockefeller tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Hercules Rockefeller will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Garp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rockefeller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Garp manages to avoid it.
Rockefeller misses with a body kick.
Storm Garp is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Rockefeller thuds his shin into the meat of Garp's side.
Garp avoids the head kick by Rockefeller.
A good leg kick by Rockefeller.
Garp connects with the punch.
Garp takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Rockefeller misses the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good work by Garp as he checks the leg kick.
Garp ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rockefeller is looking to clinch.
Garp scores with a one two! Rockefeller had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Rockefeller misses with a head kick.
Garp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rockefeller misses with a body shot
and Garp counters with a crisp right hand that drops Rockefeller! Garp lets Rockefeller back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Rockefeller is rocked!
The cut above Hercules Rockefeller's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garp ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rockefeller is still on wobbly legs! Can Garp finish him?
Garp fails to land with a series of punches.
Garp fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rockefeller is breathing heavily.
Garp lands an uppercut, right on the button! Rockefeller tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Storm Garp!
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hype
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