PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ryfus Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Diculous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kelly comes to the cage accompanied by Spaceboy. Diculous has chosen How you like me now - The Heavy as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kelly
vs
Diculous

175 cm
28
155 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

176 cm
29
157 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Deth Punch Fightwear ($10 Clothing--95% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ryfus Kelly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick Diculous!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Bruno Lombardi and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kelly dives in and grabs Diculous's left leg, looking for a takedown. Diculous pushes down on Kelly's head and hops out.
Kelly misses with a low kick as Diculous jumps back.
Kelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diculous.

Diculous instigates a clinch.
Diculous misses with a body punch.
Kelly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Diculous is defending well for now.
Kelly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kelly is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Diculous to keep the fight standing.
Diculous misses with a knee to the head.
Diculous scores with a shoulder strike.
Kelly tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Diculous just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ryfus Kelly. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diculous lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kelly jumps guard but Diculous stands there with Kelly around his waist. Kelly gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

Kelly jumps into guard, dragging Diculous to the mat.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Diculous engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Kelly has his foot on Diculous's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Diculous works his way back into a safe position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diculous trying to control the position from guard on top but Kelly is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diculous tries to stand but Kelly is controlling from the bottom.

Kelly working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diculous doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diculous manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kelly is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Kelly throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Kelly pushes a forearm under Diculous's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Diculous is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ryfus Kelly!