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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daisuke Suzuki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suzuki has chosen Stranglehold by Ted Nugent as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Daisuke Suzuki!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Suzuki counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the leg kick from Suzuki.
Suzuki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zoidberg manages to avoid it.
Suzuki throws an off balance right hand
and Zoidberg makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch successfully.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Suzuki avoids it.
Suzuki is trying to stall.
Suzuki wants a takedown.
Suzuki has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Zoidberg avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Suzuki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Suzuki's front leg but catches the back leg as Suzuki tries to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suzuki throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Suzuki swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Suzuki stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Suzuki moves into range and connects with a jab.
Suzuki checks the leg kick nicely there.
Suzuki shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Suzuki not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Suzuki is trying to control the action in half guard but Zoidberg is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Zoidberg is concentrating on defense, preventing Suzuki from advancing position.
Suzuki sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Zoidberg defending well though.
Suzuki throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Zoidberg to regain full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg wants to stand up but Suzuki is controlling him.
Suzuki missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg trying to control the position here.
Suzuki trying to control the position from guard on top but Zoidberg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zoidberg wants to sweep but no luck.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Suzuki looks to land a combination. Zoidberg sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Suzuki takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick as Suzuki jumps back.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Suzuki throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zoidberg holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Suzuki is struggling to control the position.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Suzuki avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg has Suzuki pressed against the cage, preventing Suzuki from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Still in the clinch, Suzuki scores with a nice short uppercut.
Suzuki is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Zoidberg is defending well against a takedown attempt.
John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daisuke Suzuki.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suzuki escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Zoidberg displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Suzuki.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg avoids a kick to the body.
Zoidberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Suzuki has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Suzuki ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Suzuki tried to score with a low kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Suzuki throws a half hearted mid kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Suzuki connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A slow jab from Suzuki misses its intended target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Daisuke Suzuki will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Suzuki throws the left hand but Zoidberg avoids the punch easily.
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick
and Zoidberg takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Zoidberg clinches.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Daisuke Suzuki has been cut.
Suzuki tries to score a body lock takedown but Zoidberg shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Suzuki blocks it with crossed arms.
Suzuki on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Suzuki takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg prevents a takedown attempt there.
Suzuki looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suzuki managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Suzuki holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Suzuki in his tracks for a moment.
Suzuki escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Suzuki moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
Suzuki throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Suzuki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Suzuki takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suzuki misses with an uppercut. Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Zoidberg avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Suzuki lands a nice hook to Zoidberg's body. Zoidberg takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Suzuki rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Suzuki throws a big shot that misses.
Suzuki missing with a left hand there. Zoidberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Suzuki swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Suzuki avoids it.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Suzuki saw that one coming.
Zoidberg ducks right into an uppercut from Suzuki.
Zoidberg takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg wants to slow Suzuki down by chopping away at his legs.
Suzuki throws a good cross that connects.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Suzuki swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Daisuke Suzuki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suzuki moves out of range of the body kick.
Suzuki blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Suzuki avoids it.
Zoidberg drives through and clinches with Suzuki against the cage.
Suzuki is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Suzuki's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Come on Suzuki - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suzuki tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Zoidberg smiles and moves away.
John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daisuke Suzuki.
Suzuki does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Suzuki is out of range.
Suzuki scores with the left hand. Zoidberg knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg tries to clinch
enabling Suzuki to counter with a crisp jab.
Suzuki throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Suzuki throws a shot to the body.
That kick from Zoidberg tenderised Suzuki's leg. Suzuki is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Suzuki manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Daisuke Suzuki will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Zoidberg feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Suzuki's calf.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Suzuki is having none of it.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Suzuki on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch successfully.
Suzuki tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Zoidberg smiles and moves away.
Suzuki misses with a few strikes there.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Suzuki lands with a good body shot.
Suzuki checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Nice shot by Suzuki.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking kick to the body. Suzuki takes a step back to recover.
Suzuki's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Suzuki blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Suzuki tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Suzuki.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Suzuki's leg but Suzuki calmly moves out of range.
Suzuki avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Suzuki connects with a jab.
John Zoidberg is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a head kick that half lands.
Suzuki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Suzuki.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Suzuki looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Suzuki chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Suzuki wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Suzuki shoots in and drives through. Zoidberg sprawls well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suzuki takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Suzuki bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zoidberg's head backwards.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Suzuki scores with a shot to the body.
Suzuki blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Suzuki keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Suzuki keeps the fight on the outside.
Suzuki jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Suzuki throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Daisuke Suzuki is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short right from Suzuki.
Suzuki is trying to pull guard but Zoidberg turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daisuke Suzuki.
Suzuki tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Suzuki managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Suzuki tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Suzuki jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Zoidberg walks away with a smile on his face. Suzuki gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Suzuki on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Suzuki connects with a body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Suzuki has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Daisuke Suzuki!
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