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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Cady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Max Cady!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cady steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cady counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cartman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman lands a jab to the nose.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cady moves away.
Cady has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cady there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cady staying out of range there.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cady counters with a straight right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cady throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartman.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cartman lands a nice shot to the body.
Cady throws a hook to the side of Cartman's head but Cartman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman throws a body punch but Cady moves out of range.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cady.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cady's head backwards.
Cady keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cady misses the shot to the body.
Cady displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cady staying out of range there.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cartman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cady throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman avoiding damage.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cartman lands the left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Cady circles away and keeps his distance.
Cartman misses with a two punch combination.
A swing and a miss from Cady.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman gets a clinch.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman taking a breather.
Cady misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cady manages to break the clinch.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cady's hands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartman.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Cady moves away and avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cady throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
Donk. Cartman catches Cady right on the button with a cross.
Cady moves forwards but Cartman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cartman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cady looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Cady counters with a straight right hand.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Cady circles away.
Cady avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartman takes a swing at Cady's ribcage but misses.
Cady gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Cady moved out of range.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Cady moved out of range.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cady connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cady stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cady back to the cage. Cartman follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cartman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cady keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cady moves away.
Cady changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Cady.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cady throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cady steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Cady throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman throws a body punch but Cady moves out of range.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cady.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Cady defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cady misses with the head strike.
Cady throws a punch but it's blocked by Cartman.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cady backwards.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartman pushes Cady up against the cage in a clinch.
Cady misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cady softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman connects with a jab.
Cartman lands an overhand right.
Cady shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Cady saw that one coming.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Cady is out of range.
Cady misses with a looping left.
Cady showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cady counters with a straight right hand.
Some wild striking there from Cartman.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Cady slips the punch.
Nice defenses there by Cartman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Cady is just out of range.
Cady keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cady.
Danga de danga de dang - Cartman scores with a four punch combination!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Cady was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Cady is out of range.
Cady avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cady moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cady moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cady moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and Cady counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cady misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cady avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman misses with the combination.
Cartman throws a hook but Cady blocks it.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Cady counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Cady counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cady misses with a straight right.
Cady moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Good exchange - Cartman coming out on top.
Cady throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cady has managed to clinch.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Cady.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
A head punch on the inside from Cady fails to land.
Cartman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cady looking to slow down the pace here.
Cady struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Cady tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cartman's elbow.
Cady misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Cady sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Eric Cartman is winning the standup battle so far.
Cady moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cartman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cady staying out of range there.
Cartman takes a swing at Cady's ribcage but misses.
Cartman swings for the body but Cady moves out of range.
Cartman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cady.
Some wild striking there from Cady.
Cartman is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cartman.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cady bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
Cady walks into a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Cady's head but Cady sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman slips a straight right by Cady.
Cartman is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Cady has managed to clinch.
Cady blocking some punches.
Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Cady cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Cady avoids them all with ease.
Cady showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cady uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Cady slips a jab from Cartman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Cady.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Cady moved out of range nicely.
Cady swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Cady defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Cady moved out of range nicely.
Cady uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Cady swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cady uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cady takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cady.
Cady takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cartman scores with a jab to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Cartman.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and Cady counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cady lands with a straight right. Cartman didn't see that one coming.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cady was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Cady misses the shot to the body.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cady looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Cady slips under a jab.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cady keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Cady avoids them all with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Cady counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman throws a right and a left that Cady avoids nicely.
Cady digs a good hook to Cartman's body.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cady steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Cartman misses with the combination.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cady circles away from the clinch attempt.
Max Cady has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cartman throws the left hand but Cady avoids the punch easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cartman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
A victorious Eric Cartman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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