PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dennis Wise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McWeakhands
vs
Wise

168 cm
33
164 lbs
25 - 7 - 1

180 cm
27
171 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Diamond Nutrition 160q

Diamond Nutrition 160q
BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dennis Wise!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
Wise on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wise.
Wise takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A big left from McWeakhands misses.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wise. That did some damage!
Wise blocks a low kick nicely.
McWeakhands throws a combination that misses
and Wise counters with a thumping low kick.
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Wise.
A jab lands there for McWeakhands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big left from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands ducks under a wild hook from Wise.
McWeakhands throws a front kick aimed at Wise's knee but Wise avoids it well.
McWeakhands throws a nice head kick!
McWeakhands throws a solid leg kick but Wise takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeakhands.
Wise slips a straight right by McWeakhands.
Wise lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Wise counters with a stiff right hand.
Wise bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wise checks the leg kick.
Wise misses with a looping right.
McWeakhands swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McWeakhands lands a glancing blow to the side of Wise's head.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick as Wise jumps back.
McWeakhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McWeakhands scores with a leg kick.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wise throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wise chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McWeakhands can pounce on him.
Wise has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the side of Wise's head but Wise sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands connects with a high kick.
McWeakhands fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wise on the side of the head.
McWeakhands tries to work over Wise's front leg with a kick but Wise checks it.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut.
McWeakhands takes one to the chin there.
Wise walks into a straight right hand from McWeakhands.
Wise ducks right into an uppercut from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wise's sensitive parts.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Wise got wobbled bad by a big combination! McWeakhands presses forward with punches and knees until Wise stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Wise closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dumbass McWeakhands!
A very excited looking Dumbass McWeakhands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.