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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Viktor Kowalczyk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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171 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Viktor Kowalczyk!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kowalczyk takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the leg kick from Kowalczyk.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Kowalczyk is just out of range.
McWeakhands feints and then cracks Kowalczyk's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kowalczyk down.
Kowalczyk shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McWeakhands defends it nicely.
Kowalczyk lands a head shot.
McWeakhands throws a combination that misses
and Kowalczyk cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kowalczyk swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kowalczyk moves out of range of the body kick from McWeakhands.
Kowalczyk takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands misses with a hook
and Kowalczyk counters with an outside leg kick.
Kowalczyk takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kowalczyk checks a leg kick.
Kowalczyk swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Kowalczyk blocks the low kick.
McWeakhands lands a jab to the nose.
McWeakhands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kowalczyk.
Kowalczyk ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
Kowalczyk closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Kowalczyk sees it coming and moves out of range.
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kowalczyk was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
Kowalczyk blocks a head kick by McWeakhands.
Kowalczyk connects with a jab.
McWeakhands scores with a nice strike.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands lands with a kick to the ribs.
McWeakhands swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McWeakhands tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kowalczyk has time to react.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by McWeakhands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Donk. McWeakhands catches Kowalczyk right on the button with a cross.
Kowalczyk moves out of range of the body kick from McWeakhands.
Kowalczyk is looking to slow McWeakhands down with leg kicks.
Kowalczyk lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McWeakhands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kowalczyk.
Kowalczyk shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McWeakhands defends it nicely.
Kowalczyk lands with a thumping leg kick.
A big right from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kowalczyk.
McWeakhands connects with a body shot.
Kowalczyk takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kowalczyk manages to avoid it.
Kowalczyk takes one to the chin there.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWeakhands scores with a jab. Kowalczyk acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
McWeakhands blocks a low kick nicely.
McWeakhands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kowalczyk's head.
A jab from McWeakhands misses.
Kowalczyk takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kowalczyk moves out of range of the leg kick from McWeakhands.
Kowalczyk misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands misses with an attempted mid kick.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kowalczyk.
McWeakhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kowalczyk.
McWeakhands misses with a wild combination.
Kowalczyk checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a straight left.
McWeakhands feints a jab promting Kowalczyk to slip. McWeakhands then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Kowalczyk slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kowalczyk takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McWeakhands defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kowalczyk.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Viktor Kowalczyk.
McWeakhands fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kowalczyk on the side of the head.
McWeakhands is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kowalczyk avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
Kowalczyk takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kowalczyk throws a leg kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kowalczyk fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging McWeakhands to the ground. Kowalczyk is now in McWeakhands's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Kowalczyk tries to free his leg and advance position but McWeakhands is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
That's time! McWeakhands's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
McWeakhands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kowalczyk at a distance.
McWeakhands throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
Kowalczyk attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kowalczyk throws out a leg kick but McWeakhands moves out of range and Kowalczyk only half commits.
Kowalczyk looking to score a takedown here. McWeakhands is defending well but Kowalczyk drives through and ends up in McWeakhands's guard.
Kowalczyk is working McWeakhands over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWeakhands is pulling down on Kowalczyk's head. It's preventing any offense from Kowalczyk, at least for the moment.
McWeakhands pushes Kowalczyk off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Kowalczyk sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Kowalczyk does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kowalczyk ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut
and Kowalczyk counters with a left and a right that hurts McWeakhands! He wobbles and falls to the floor - he's in big trouble! Kowalczyk jumps into full mount!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kowalczyk throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for McWeakhands because Kowalczyk loaded up on that one.
Kowalczyk is landing with some decent strikes but McWeakhands is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
McWeakhands is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kowalczyk thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Oh McWeakhands is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kowalczyk lands a nice shot to the head.
BOOM! Kowalczyk connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Kowalczyk can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McWeakhands is looking to escape.
McWeakhands seems to have got his legs back now.
Kowalczyk prevents McWeakhands from getting the reversal.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kowalczyk throws some wild stikes that McWeakhands manages to avoid easily.
McWeakhands wants to control but Kowalczyk is having none of it.
Kowalczyk thowing shots but they're missing.
Kowalczyk punching from mount but McWeakhands doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Kowalczyk is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Kowalczyk thowing shots but they're missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Kowalczyk.
Kowalczyk looking to ground and pound but McWeakhands is blocking nicely.
Kowalczyk wants to control but McWeakhands has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kowalczyk not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kowalczyk not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McWeakhands keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kowalczyk works his way into side control.
McWeakhands defending against the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is working to avoid the ground and pound but Kowalczyk connects with a decent elbow.
Kowalczyk passes to full mount! That's big trouble for McWeakhands!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
McWeakhands is working to get back to half guard.
Kowalczyk thowing shots but they're missing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kowalczyk unloading with bombs!
Kowalczyk raining down hammerfists from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viktor Kowalczyk showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Kowalczyk misses with a hook.
Kowalczyk darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McWeakhands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kowalczyk wants to control but McWeakhands is keeping him busy.
Kowalczyk throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McWeakhands tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Kowalczyk has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
McWeakhands avoids a series of strikes thrown by Kowalczyk.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kowalczyk looking to ground and pound but McWeakhands is blocking nicely.
Kowalczyk looking to finish McWeakhands with some ground and pound. This is bad for McWeakhands!
Kowalczyk throwing strikes here but McWeakhands is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Kowalczyk working McWeakhands over with strikes here.
McWeakhands regains half guard.
Kowalczyk looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kowalczyk wants to take a breather but McWeakhands is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is trying to stand up here but Kowalczyk is controlling him well.
Kowalczyk looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWeakhands tries to roll over but Kowalczyk keeps him under control.
Kowalczyk not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McWeakhands keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kowalczyk wants to lay and pray for a moment but McWeakhands keeps working.
Kowalczyk is just content to waste time from the top position. McWeakhands takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
McWeakhands wants to sweep here but Kowalczyk controlling him for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is working hard here to advance position.
Kowalczyk trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McWeakhands not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McWeakhands is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Kowalczyk is working McWeakhands over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Kowalczyk throws a big right hand that misses.
Kowalczyk is in close to McWeakhands's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kowalczyk is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McWeakhands working a defensive guard here.
Kowalczyk wants to control from the top but McWeakhands keeps moving.
Kowalczyk won't allow McWeakhands to sweep him here.
Kowalczyk pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McWeakhands is keeping the position for now.
And that's the end of the fight!
Viktor Kowalczyk comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Kowalczyk has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Viktor Kowalczyk!
After the fight, Viktor Kowalczyk was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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