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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Crown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is call to prayer. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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194 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
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187 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Thomas Crown!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Illya Tyunina and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crown just misses with a punch to the body.
Crown tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuckwell swivels and escapes.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Fuckwell - that will leave a mark!
Fuckwell thuds his shin into the meat of Crown's side.
Fuckwell with a jab.
Crown throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuckwell.
Crown tries for a takedown but Fuckwell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
No joy there for Crown, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crown misses with a double jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuckwell. That's going to slow Crown down.
Crown misses with a low kick.
Crown tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fuckwell.
Danga de danga de dang - Fuckwell scores with a four punch combination!
Crown looks gassed!
Jab by Fuckwell.
Crown is rocked!
Crown tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Crown is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?
Fuckwell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Crown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Crown seems to have recovered his senses.
Crown has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands a jab to the head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fuckwell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Crown's sensitive parts.
Crown misses with a body shot.
Crown looks up at the clock. Bad move! Fuckwell lands a right hand from hell, dropping Crown. Fuckwell pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
Post fight, Eyeonly Fuckwell took to the microphone: 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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