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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Basti Haddl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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180 cm
23
184 lbs
8 - 3 - 1 |
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175 cm
23
180 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Basti Haddl! The judges for this bout are Roosa J�rvil�inen, Marco Blurstr�m and Matti Vanhoillinen.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Haddl's guard. The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up. Anderson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Anderson is trying for a kimura here. Haddl looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Anderson wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Anderson! A victorious Turd Anderson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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