PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonathon Wonnut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Norwegian Viking (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wonnut's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Joe Esposito- You're the best around . Jonathon Wonnut had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Wonnut
vs
Viking

225 cm
29
275 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

205 cm
26
249 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jonathon Wonnut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Norwegian Viking!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wonnut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Viking ducks right into an uppercut from Wonnut.

Wonnut darts in and clinches Viking up against the cage.
Wonnut lands a left hand that snaps the head of Viking backwards.
Viking is trying to push Wonnut away but Wonnut has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Viking has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wonnut lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Viking backwards.
Wonnut swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wonnut misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wonnut misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wonnut misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Wonnut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wonnut keeps control of Viking as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wonnut lands a hook to the side of the head.
Viking looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Viking takes a shot to the head.
Wonnut misses with some punches.
Wonnut misses with some punches.
Wonnut misses with a punch on the inside.
Viking is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wonnut.
Viking wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wonnut has him pressed against the cage.
Wonnut really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wonnut lands a right hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Viking.
Wonnut lands with a left to the head.
Viking wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wonnut has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viking is trying to break free.
Wonnut throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vikings head.
Wonnut unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Viking! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Wonnut is unloading with more strikes now! Viking drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jonathon Wonnut!
Jonathon Wonnut very nearly forgot to thank 160! amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.