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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rudi Guns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinton Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guns comes to the cage accompanied by If I Ruled The World. Chaos comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Soilwork - Natural Born Chaos kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Clinton Chaos was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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176 cm
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148 lbs
25 - 13 - 0 |
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169 cm
30
147 lbs
23 - 11 - 2 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rudi Guns! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
23 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Clinton Chaos! The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Chaos walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Chaos throws a low kick but it's checked well by Guns. A jab from Chaos does it's job there. Guns is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chaos. A slow jab from Chaos misses its intended target. Chaos throws a hook but Guns blocks it. Chaos moves out of range as Guns strikes. Chaos thumps Guns with a low kick. Chaos attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Chaos misses with a left hand and Guns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Guns misses with a body shot.
Chaos fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Chaos scores with a push kick. Chaos fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Guns has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. A swing and a miss from Chaos. Guns connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Chaos's hands.
That's one minute gone in the round. Guns steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chaos. Good work by Guns as he checks the leg kick. Guns scores with a body shot.
Guns lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. A jab from Chaos misses. Chaos fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. A solid leg kick lands there for Chaos.
Chaos moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Clinton Chaos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Guns gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Chaos. Chaos slips a straight right by Guns. Chaos throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Guns counters with a three punch combo that has Chaos backing up. Chaos nods at Guns to acknowledge the strikes. Chaos throws a low kick, looking for Guns's leg but Guns calmly moves out of range. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Chaos jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A low kick from Chaos is predictable there and Guns counters with a good low kick that Chaos was not able to check. Chaos misses the shot to the body. Chaos fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Guns is out of range. Chaos checks a low kick from Guns. Guns scores with a nice head shot. Guns tries a low kick but Chaos avoids it. Guns checks a low kick from Chaos. Chaos takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Guns slips a jab from Chaos. Chaos throws a front kick aimed at Guns's knee but Guns avoids it well. Chaos throws an off balance right hand
enabling Guns to counter with a crisp jab. Chaos throws a right hand that Guns ducks under and follows up with a left that Guns also avoids with ease. Chaos scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Guns moves forwards but Chaos connects with a nice, crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Guns thows a body shot but no joy. Chaos throws a left and a right that both miss
and Guns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Chaos throws a head kick that misses. Guns swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chaos. Guns is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Chaos thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Guns if he has to take too many more of those.
Chaos displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Guns throws out the jab. A bone on bone clash there as Guns blocks the leg kick.
Chaos slips a jab from Guns. Guns misses with a jab to the body
and Chaos counters with a low kick, right behind Guns 's knee. Chaos slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Chaos takes one to the side of the head.
Guns blocks a leg kick. Chaos misses with a few strikes there.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Guns moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Chaos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Guns sees it coming and avoids it easily. Clinton Chaos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Chaos smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Chaos ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Guns thows a left - swing and a miss! Guns avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Chaos feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guns's calf. Guns misses with a body shot.
Chaos throws out a leg kick but Guns moves out of range and Chaos only half commits. Guns misses with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Chaos missing with a left hand there. Guns was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Guns thuds his right hand into Chaos's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Chaos throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clinton Chaos dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Chaos tries a low kick but Guns avoids it. Chaos tries a low kick but Guns avoids it. Chaos moves into range and connects with a jab. Chaos thumps Guns with a low kick. Chaos blocks a jab. Guns feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chaoss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Guns throws an overhand right that lands on Chaos's shoulder, as Chaos tries to avoid the shot. Guns misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chaos.
Chaos bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Guns misses with a wild combination.
Guns takes one to the chin there. Chaos tries a low kick but Guns avoids it. Guns misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round. Guns lands a right hook to the body.
Guns's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chaos under the eye. A low kick from Chaos misses and Guns makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Guns needs to keep his hands up - Chaos had a free shot at his head there. Chaos throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chaos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Nice shot by Guns. Good exchange - Chaos coming out on top. A solid leg kick lands there for Chaos.
Guns connects with a body shot. Chaos fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Guns checks it well. Chaos misses with a straight left. Guns is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Guns connects with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Chaos throws the left hand but Guns avoids the punch easily. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Guns lands a lovely overhand right. A slapping leg kick lands for Chaos.
Guns misses with a hook. Chaos ducked under it nicely. A big left from Chaos misses. Chaos throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Guns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Guns throws the left hand but Chaos avoids the punch easily. Chaos motions for Guns to come forward. Chaos throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Guns throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chaos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Guns has his takedown stuffed and Chaos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Nice jab there from Guns. A slow jab from Guns misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Chaos gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Guns defending well as Chaos loads up on a big left hand. Guns takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Good standup being displayed there by Chaos as he connects with a hook. An inside leg kick from Chaos misses. Chaos explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Chaos misses with a looping right. Guns misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chaos throws a leg kick but Guns sees it coming and checks it nicely. Chaos lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chaos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Guns has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Guns and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Guns swings for the body but Chaos moves out of range.
Guns misses with a lunging right hand
and Chaos counters with a straight right hand. Chaos looks for the body kick but Guns saw that one coming. Chaos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guns.
Clinton Chaos seems to be getting the better of the standup. Chaos fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Guns has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Guns lands with a hook. Chaos tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Guns lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Guns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chaos.
Guns throws a body punch but Chaos moves out of range. Chaos throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Guns has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chaos finds it's way round the side to connect with Guns's head. Chaos throws a jab when Guns was well out of range. Chaos is looking to slow Guns down with leg kicks. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Clinton Chaos will probably get the nod - 10:9. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Guns scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Chaos throws a jab but it's blocked by Guns. Guns swinging wildly here.
A low kick from Chaos misses and Guns counters with a right hand to the body. Chaos moves out of range of the strikes. Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Chaos!
Guns lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Chaos throws a leg kick but Guns sees it coming and moves out of range. Chaos scores with a kick to the body.
Guns ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Guns connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chaos. Chaos circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Guns blocks a head kick by Chaos.
Guns looks to throw the jab but Chaos is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Chaos blocks a jab. Chaos has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Chaos gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Guns. Chaos misses with a right hand and Guns counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chaos thinking. Guns defending well as Chaos loads up on a big left hand. Chaos walks into a left hand. Guns takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Guns throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Guns lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Chaos at a distance.
Chaos misses with a low kick. Chaos takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Chaos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chaos misses with a low kick as Guns jumps back. Chaos scores with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Guns stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chaos. Guns lunges at Chaos with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chaos's hand. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Guns lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Guns uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chaos. Guns throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Chaos misses with a hook. Guns ducked under it nicely. Chaos attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Chaos throws a low kick but it's checked well by Guns. Chaos takes one to the chin there. Guns connects with a right hand. Chaos shakes it off. Chaos thows a body shot but no joy. Chaos throws a nice looking combination but Guns bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Chaos misses with an uppercut
and Guns counters with a leg kick. Guns ducks under a wild hook from Chaos. Nice takedown defense from Chaos. No joy for Guns on that attempt. Chaos misses with a lunging right hand
and Guns counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chaos thinking. Chaos connects with a nice looking jab.
Guns avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Rudi Guns has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Guns thows a left - swing and a miss! A leg kick checked by Chaos. Chaos dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Guns scores with a shot to the body.
Chaos throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Guns looking to score a takedown here. Chaos is defending well but Guns drives through and ends up in Chaos's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Chaos trying to keep a closed guard but Guns is proving a slippery customer.
Clinton Chaos is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Chaos trying to control the position here. Chaos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Chaos looking for a sweep. Not yet Chaos, not yet. Guns throwing strikes from guard but Chaos blocks nicely. Guns missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Chaos pulls Guns in close to his closed guard and prevents Guns from doing any damage or advancing position. Guns keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Chaos's head. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Chaos keeping full guard, as Guns tries to pass. Guns working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Chaos's head.
And that's the end of the fight! That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rudi Guns. I think Chaos has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29 Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 28:29 Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clinton Chaos! Clinton Chaos decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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