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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hype Fighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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275 lbs
0 - 4 - 0 |
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26
326 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Good in bed |
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hype Fighter!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lulu shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fighter as he jumps to the side.
Lulu will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lulu.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ho Lulu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lulu fails to land the takedown.
Lulu with a lazy takedown attempt
and Fighter counters with a nice body shot.
Lulu is breathing heavily.
Lulu fails with a takedown attempt.
Fighter should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Oooooh!!! Fighter has knocked Lulu down with a huge combo! Fighter steps away and waves a wobbly Lulu back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Lulu is rocked!
It looks like Ho Lulu has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulu leaves his chin hanging out and Fighter seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Lulu crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hype Fighter!
Our winner, Hype Fighter, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
55% |
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