PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Beck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Van Damme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beck comes to the cage accompanied by Champion. Damme is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fight to Survive. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Beck
vs
Damme

190 cm
26
198 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

186 cm
28
199 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glenn Beck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Van Damme!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Beck drives through and clinches with Damme against the cage.
Damme misses with some punches.
Beck tries to land knees in the clinch but Damme avoids the damage to the body.
Good body shot from Damme.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beck throws an elbow but misses.
Damme misses with a hook to the ribs.
Damme throws a head punch that misses.
Damme misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Damme on the inside.
Beck takes a shot to the head.
Damme swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Beck lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Beck misses with a punch to the body.
Beck is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Damme is defending well for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beck gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Damme misses with a short punch on the inside.
Beck blocks an uppercut.
Damme tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Damme fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Damme working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Damme.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Damme.
Beck lands a damaging elbow.
Beck misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Beck lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Damme.
Beck misses with a hook to the ribs.
Beck lands a shoulder strike.
Damme swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Beck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Beck lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Damme backwards.
Beck tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Beck.
Beck tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Beck lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Damme.
Damme swings wildly with an uppercut but Beck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beck unloads a knee to the mid-section. Damme lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Damme looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Beck makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Beck digs a right hand underneath Damme's ribcage. Damme let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Beck lands a nice uppercut.
Beck lands an elbow just above Damme 's eye.
Beck scores with a nice hook to the head.

Damme is rocked!
A short right from Beck.
Damme is still on wobbly legs! Can Beck finish him?
Beck lands a body punch in the clinch.
Beck lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Damme doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damme misses with a punch to the body.
Damme seems to have recovered his senses.
A right handed body shot lands from Beck.
Beck lands a right hand that snaps the head of Damme backwards.
Beck misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Beck creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Damme's defenses.
Beck scores a nice knee to the body.
Beck misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Damme.
Beck lands a knee to the body.
Beck pushes Damme back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Beck.
Beck lands a right hand.
Beck lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Damme backwards.
Beck lands with a right to the head.
Beck presses Damme against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Damme tries to throw a body punch but Beck avoids it by throwing Damme back against the cage.
Beck with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Damme scores with a shot to the side of Beck's head.
A right hand to the body from Beck.
Beck throws a knee to the head but misses.
Knees to the body from Beck.
Knees to the body from Beck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beck connects with a nasty looking knee right to Damme's face.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Beck.
Damme misses with a hook from the clinch.
Damme misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Beck on the inside.
Beck lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Beck.
Beck lands with a light punch inside.
Damme tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Beck's elbow.
Beck tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Damme avoids it.
Damme tries a body shot but Beck blocks it.
Beck throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Beck pushes Damme back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Damme tries a body shot but Beck blocks it.
Nice elbow from Beck.
Beck scores with a nice hook to the head.
Damme takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beck working the clinch nicely. Damme is working for position but Beck cracks him with a big knee to the head! Damme crumples up against the cage and Beck lands two more shots before the ref can save Damme! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Glenn Beck!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Glenn Beck made sure he mentioned Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.