PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Barney Rubble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heero Yuy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rubble comes to the cage accompanied by Rage Against The Machine - No Shelter. Yuy has chosen Coma Black - Marilyn Manson as his entrance music. Heero Yuy has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Rubble
vs
Yuy

150 cm
22
140 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

165 cm
30
132 lbs
15 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Barney Rubble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Heero Yuy!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rubble moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rubble jabs at Yuy's body.
Both fighters circling a little - Rubble finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Yuy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rubble moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Yuy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Heero Yuy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yuy misses with a two punch combination.
Rubble buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yuy looks to score with a jab to the body but Rubble is just out of range.
Rubble feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yuy's calf.
Yuy is looking to clinch but Rubble is avoiding it.
Rubble throws a front kick that sends Yuy stumbling back into the cage.
Yuy looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rubble scores with a kick to the body.
Rubble lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Both fighters circling a little - Rubble finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Rubble buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rubble throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Rubble.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rubble.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rubble throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yuy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rubble.

Rubble darts in and clinches Yuy up against the cage.
Yuy letting Rubble take a breather here.
Yuy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rubble lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Rubble working Yuy over with knees to the body.
Yuy is trying to force a seperation but Rubble has the dominant position.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Rubble obliges.
Rubble scores a nice knee to the body.
Rubble lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Rubble - that landed with a thud.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rubble lands an elbow inside that Yuy shrugs off.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Rubble.

It looks like Heero Yuy has been cut.
Yuy is trying to push Rubble away but Rubble has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rubble unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Rubble scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rubble lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Rubble lands a shoulder strike.
Rubble lands a knee to the body.
Rubble creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Yuy's defenses.
A right hook to the body lands for Rubble.
Rubble with a knee to the head.
Rubble lands a nice elbow.
Yuy is trying to break the clinch but Rubble is controlling him.
Rubble lands an uppercut.
Rubble lands an elbow that stopped Yuy in his tracks for a moment.
Yuy is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Rubble pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Yuy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Yuy tries to break the clinch but Rubble is controlling the position.
Rubble scores with a shot to the side of Yuy's head.
Yuy has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Rubble.
Rubble gets through Yuy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rubble lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yuy is trying to break the clinch but Rubble is controlling him.
Rubble unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Rubble with a knee to the head.
Rubble prevents Yuy from breaking the clinch.
Nice elbow from Rubble.
Yuy is looking to break free of the clinch but Rubble has double underhooks.
Yuy takes an elbow to the temple.
A knee to the head by Rubble.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rubble.
Yuy jumps guard but Rubble turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Rubble keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Yuy's efforts to push away.
Nice elbow from Rubble.
Rubble with a knee to the head.
Rubble comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Rubble keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Yuy's efforts to push away.
Rubble creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Yuy's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Rubble - that landed with a thud.
Yuy trying to stall but Rubble improves his position.
Nice elbow from Rubble.

Yuy is rocked!
Rubble lands a big knee to the head and Yuy goes down! Rubble pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barney Rubble!
Our winner, Barney Rubble, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.