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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Noob Saibot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kari Taalasmaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saibot comes to the cage accompanied by Mortal Kombat: Noob Saibot Fatalities. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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205 lbs
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190 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Noob Saibot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kari Taalasmaa!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taalasmaa drives through and clinches with Saibot against the cage.
Saibot lands with a light punch inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Taalasmaa - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Saibot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saibot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Taalasmaa working aggressively here.
Saibot blocking some punches.
Saibot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice body punch from Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa is working Saibot over against the cage.
Taalasmaa lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Taalasmaa lands with a light punch inside.
Taalasmaa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Taalasmaa taking a breather.
Saibot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Saibot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Saibot wants to get back to striking at distance but Taalasmaa won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Taalasmaa stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Taalasmaa misses with a short punch on the inside.
Taalasmaa lands with a left to the head.
Saibot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Taalasmaa ducks under a wild hook from Saibot.
Taalasmaa throws a big shot that misses.
Taalasmaa drives through with a takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Saibot looking for a sweep. Not yet Saibot, not yet.
Taalasmaa postures up in Saibot's guard and throws a big left but Saibot blocks it.
Saibot has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Taalasmaa should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Saibot has tightened it up now! Taalasmaa should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Noob Saibot!
A relieved looking Noob Saibot thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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