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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Giannacopulos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweatpants's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Earl - Earl Sweatshirt. Jake Giannacopulos has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Earl Sweatpants's chin.
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160 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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163 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Powerful takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jake Giannacopulos!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweatpants scores with a nice strike.
Sweatpants scores with a jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Giannacopulos.
Giannacopulos drives through with a takedown into Sweatpants's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Giannacopulos content to stall in guard here.
Sweatpants is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Giannacopulos is controlling him.
Giannacopulos slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Let's hope that Giannacopulos has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Jake Giannacopulos has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Sweatpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Giannacopulos misses with a takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a head kick.
Giannacopulos fails with the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a head kick.
Earl Sweatpants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Giannacopulos.
Giannacopulos gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sweatpants counters with a nice uppercut.
Sweatpants scores with a jab. Giannacopulos acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sweatpants takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Giannacopulos gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Giannacopulos fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Sweatpants is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sweatpants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jake Giannacopulos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giannacopulos gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sweatpants counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sweatpants lands with a straight right. Giannacopulos didn't see that one coming.
Sweatpants gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Giannacopulos to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Sweatpants wants to get back to his feet but Giannacopulos is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Giannacopulos decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Sweatpants lands with a slapping head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweatpants keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Sweatpants moves into range and connects with a jab.
Giannacopulos shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Sweatpants defends it nicely.
Giannacopulos shoots for a takedown but Sweatpants saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sweatpants is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Sweatpants throws a good cross that connects.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sweatpants checks a leg kick.
Sweatpants displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Giannacopulos shoots and misses
and Giannacopulos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Giannacopulos fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sweatpants manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Giannacopulos tries to land a leg kick but Sweatpants saw it coming and moves away.
Giannacopulos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Giannacopulos looks gassed!
Giannacopulos throws a right hand that Sweatpants ducks under and follows up with a left that Sweatpants also avoids with ease.
Giannacopulos takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Giannacopulos has his takedown stuffed
and Sweatpants counters with a big head kick but Giannacopulos shrugs it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Giannacopulos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Sweatpants counter with a right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Giannacopulos with a lazy takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Giannacopulos with a poor takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Earl Sweatpants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A nice combination there by Sweatpants.
Giannacopulos shoots in but Sweatpants avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Giannacopulos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a stiff right hand.
Sweatpants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Giannacopulos throws a body punch but Sweatpants moves out of range.
Giannacopulos misses with a leg kick.
Giannacopulos pushes Sweatpants up against the cage in a clinch.
Sweatpants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Giannacopulos with a poor takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a nice uppercut.
Earl Sweatpants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Giannacopulos.
Sweatpants scores with a sloppy right hand. Giannacopulos should have avoided that one.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Giannacopulos.
Giannacopulos is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Giannacopulos misses
letting Sweatpants counter with a right hand.
Giannacopulos shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Sweatpants pinned against the cage. Sweatpants gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sweatpants is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Giannacopulos takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Giannacopulos misses with a takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a three punch combo that has Giannacopulos backing up. Giannacopulos nods at Sweatpants to acknowledge the strikes.
Giannacopulos has his takedown stuffed
and Sweatpants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Giannacopulos has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Giannacopulos walks into a straight right hand from Sweatpants.
Sweatpants works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Giannacopulos misses with a takedown
and Sweatpants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Sweatpants. Beautiful body shot.
A head kick from Sweatpants lands but Giannacopulos takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Giannacopulos tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
enabling Sweatpants to counter with a crisp jab.
Sweatpants feints a jab promting Giannacopulos to slip. Sweatpants then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Giannacopulos slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Giannacopulos shoots and misses
and Sweatpants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Giannacopulos on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Earl Sweatpants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Giannacopulos misses with a takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Left hook, right uppercut from Sweatpants.
Giannacopulos is rocked!
Sweatpants connects with a nice looking jab.
Giannacopulos is still on wobbly legs! Can Sweatpants finish him?
Giannacopulos has his takedown stuffed
and Sweatpants counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweatpants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Giannacopulos has time to react.
Sweatpants clobbers Giannacopulos with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sweatpants misses with a double jab.
Earl Sweatpants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Giannacopulos tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sweatpants swivels and escapes.
Giannacopulos throws a right and a left that both miss.
Giannacopulos seems to have recovered his senses.
Sweatpants lands a jab to Giannacopulos's midsection.
Sweatpants lands a jab to the nose.
Sweatpants lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Nice uppercut there from Sweatpants.
Sweatpants with a jab.
Giannacopulos shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Giannacopulos thows a leg kick but Sweatpants checks it
and Sweatpants counters with a head kick. That will keep Giannacopulos thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Sweatpants catches Giannacopulos with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sweatpants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Giannacopulos has his takedown stuffed
and Sweatpants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A punch lands to the side of Giannacopulos 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Giannacopulos just misses with a punch to the body.
Giannacopulos tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
and Sweatpants counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sweatpants throws a series of strikes that have Giannacopulos backpedaling.
Giannacopulos shoots in but Sweatpants avoids the takedown attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Earl Sweatpants dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
A head kick from Sweatpants lands but Giannacopulos takes it in his stride.
Giannacopulos shoots for a takedown but Sweatpants saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sweatpants lands with a straight right. Giannacopulos didn't see that one coming.
Giannacopulos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Giannacopulos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Giannacopulos misses with a takedown attempt
and Giannacopulos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Earl Sweatpants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Giannacopulos.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sweatpants, as that shot connected.
Giannacopulos takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sweatpants scores with a punch to the head.
Giannacopulos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Giannacopulos is trying hard to land a takedown here. Sweatpants sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Sweatpants scores with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweatpants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Giannacopulos's hands.
Sweatpants circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Giannacopulos drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Sweatpants follows Giannacopulos to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Earl Sweatpants!
Earl Sweatpants seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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