PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hershey Kiss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pvt. Duane Doberman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Duane Doberman. Hershey Kiss could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Pvt. Duane Doberman's chin.

Kiss
vs
Duane Doberman

190 cm
20
280 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
29
300 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hershey Kiss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pvt. Duane Doberman!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kiss avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Doberman avoids the head kick by Kiss.
Kiss throws a head kick but Doberman moves out of range.
Nice body kick from Doberman.
Kiss throws a sloppy head kick
and Doberman counters with a three punch combo that has Kiss backing up. Kiss nods at Doberman to acknowledge the strikes.
Kiss is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doberman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kiss keeps the fight on the outside.

Oooooh!!! Doberman has knocked Kiss down with a huge combo! Doberman steps away and waves a wobbly Kiss back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Kiss is rocked!

It looks like Hershey Kiss has been cut.
Doberman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Oh Kiss is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Doberman closes the distance and clinches.
Doberman dips a shoulder and cracks Kiss with a mighty uppercut! Kiss falls back against the cage and Doberman unloads with a barrage of strikes! Kiss is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Doberman screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pvt. Duane Doberman!
During a confident post fight interview, Pvt. Duane Doberman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.