PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Noobie Nooberson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Szymon Trochowzski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Nooberson
vs
Trochowzski

190 cm
27
265 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

204 cm
26
287 lbs
6 - 0 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noobie Nooberson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Szymon Trochowzski!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Sano and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trochowzski misses with a body kick.
Trochowzski looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Trochowzski just misses with a punch to the body.
Trochowzski slips under a jab.
Nooberson throws a low kick but Trochowzski moves out of range easily.
Trochowzski misses with a kick to the body.
Nooberson jabs Trochowzski to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nooberson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nooberson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trochowzski blocks a low kick nicely.
Trochowzski throws a looping overhand right but Nooberson ducks down to avoid it.
Trochowzski scores with a spinning back kick!
Trochowzski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Nooberson doesn't seem bothered though.
Nooberson is breathing heavily.
Nooberson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nooberson looks to score with a jab to the body but Trochowzski is just out of range.
Trochowzski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Trochowzski lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A left lands for Trochowzski.
Crunch! Trochowzski slams his shin into Nooberson's torso.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trochowzski lands a jab to the head.
Trochowzski is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Trochowzski scores with a head kick.
Szymon Trochowzski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nooberson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trochowzski steps in with a hook that catches Nooberson right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Trochowzski follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Nooberson looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Szymon Trochowzski!
Our winner, Szymon Trochowzski, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.