PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Up Loaded (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustaffa Spliff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Loaded might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to BOOOOOT!!!. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Loaded
vs
Spliff

180 cm
27
172 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

188 cm
27
185 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Up Loaded!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Mustaffa Spliff!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loaded waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spliff.
Mustaffa Spliff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spliff tries to move into range but Loaded moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Loaded throws a hook but Spliff avoids it easily.
Loaded misses with a jab, cross combination.
Loaded tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Loaded swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Loaded.

Loaded moves into range and clinches up with Spliff.
Loaded lands a nice uppercut.
Spliff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Spliff misses with some punches.
Spliff is trying to drag Loaded to the mat but Loaded just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Spliff is trying to push Loaded away but Loaded has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short uppercut from Loaded.
Loaded misses with a body punch.
Spliff swings wildly with an uppercut but Loaded uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spliff gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Loaded regains guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Spliff throwing strikes but missing.
Spliff has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Loaded looking to hit a scissor sweep but Spliff is one step ahead there.
Spliff controls from within his opponent's guard.
Spliff throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Spliff with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Spliff is looking to work some ground and pound but Loaded has wrist control.
Spliff postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Loaded is trying to keep Spliff in close.
Spliff postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliff postures up in Loaded's guard and throws a big left but Loaded blocks it.
Spliff trying to control but Loaded is working from the bottom.
Spliff missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spliff in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Loaded holds on and takes a little breather.
Spliff forces his way into half guard.
Spliff missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Loaded is looking for a sweep. Spliff is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loaded wants to control but Spliff is keeping busy.
Loaded is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Loaded wants to get back to his feet.
Loaded is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliff working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Loaded's thigh. Loaded counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Spliff makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Loaded is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Loaded has momentary wrist control but Spliff slips an elbow through the middle.
Spliff stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Loaded swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Spliff stopping the sweep attempt from Loaded.
Spliff is in close to Loaded's body, working some short punches and elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Spliff accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Loaded preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Spliff trying to control the position from guard on top but Loaded is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff wants to pass the guard but Loaded is keeping the position.
Spliff preventing the sweep.
Loaded keeping moving, preventing Spliff from controlling successfully.
Spliff tries to free his leg and advance position but Loaded is retaining full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loaded is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Loaded preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Spliff wants to control from the top but Loaded keeps moving.
Spliff is stalling in the full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Mustaffa Spliff hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
A combination from Loaded does no damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustaffa Spliff dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spliff scores with a push kick.
Spliff thows a left - swing and a miss!
Loaded moves away from the strike by Spliff.
Spliff getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Loaded lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Loaded misses with a body kick.
Spliff thows a body shot but no joy.
Spliff scores with a jab. Loaded acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Spliff checks a leg kick.
Loaded shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A telegraphed right hand from Spliff misses the target.
Loaded throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spliff counters with a slapping leg kick.
Loaded is looking to clinch.
Spliff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Up Loaded is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliff throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spliff takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Loaded keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spliff.
Loaded moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Loaded keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Spliff misses with a leg kick
and Loaded counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Spliff is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Loaded keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Loaded misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spliff.
Spliff waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Loaded.
Spliff misses with a hook.
Loaded takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Spliff will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Spliff misses its intended target.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Spliff is defended easily by Loaded.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Loaded misses with a punch on the inside.
Spliff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Spliff is trying to stall.
Loaded working aggressively here.
Loaded pushes Spliff back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spliff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Spliff fails to land.
Spliff jumps guard but Loaded stands there with Spliff around his waist. Spliff gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Up Loaded has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mustaffa Spliff.
Loaded tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliff fails to pull guard.

Spliff manages to break the clinch.
Loaded tries to bum rush Spliff with a series of wild strikes but Spliff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A punch combination from Spliff misses.
Loaded swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Loaded is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Spliff shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Loaded but Loaded pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A jab from Spliff misses.
Spliff misses with a hook.
Loaded throws a head kick but Spliff moves out of range.
Up Loaded is winning the standup battle so far.
Loaded moves away from the strike by Spliff.
Spliff scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Loaded throws the left hand but Spliff avoids the punch easily.
Spliff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spliff blocks a jab.
Spliff misses with a jab, cross combination.
Spliff throws a looping overhand right but Loaded ducks down to avoid it.
Spliff misses with a looping right.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch but Spliff swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A punch combination from Spliff misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loaded stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Loaded wants it to stay on the feet.
Spliff tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Loaded is able to avoid easily.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Mustaffa Spliff will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Spliff steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Loaded. That one must have hurt.
Spliff tries to bum rush Loaded with a series of wild strikes but Loaded uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Loaded jabs Spliff right on the nose. Spliff blinks but takes it well.
Loaded bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Loaded throws a sloppy body shot
and Spliff counters with a series of strikes. Loaded will be more careful next time no doubt.
Spliff throws a leg kick but Loaded moved away.
Spliff throws an overhand right that lands on Loaded's shoulder, as Loaded tries to avoid the shot.
Loaded lands with an overhand left.
Spliff just misses with a punch to the body.
Spliff misses with a leg kick
and Loaded counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Spliff swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spliff waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Loaded.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Spliff.
Spliff looks to score with a jab to the body but Loaded is just out of range.
Spliff drops his hands momentarily and Loaded takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spliff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Loaded has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Loaded and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Loaded throws a series of punches but Spliff moves out of range.
Loaded is looking to slow Spliff down with leg kicks.
Spliff tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spliff throws a low kick but Loaded moves out of range easily.
A slow jab from Spliff misses its intended target.
Loaded tries a low kick but Spliff avoids it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Loaded looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Loaded fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliff misses with a looping left.
Loaded throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Loaded steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spliff.
Loaded fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spliff.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Spliff swats away the attempt to clinch by Loaded.
Loaded just misses with a punch to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Loaded.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loaded moves to clinch but Spliff breaks away
enabling Spliff to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliff moves out of range as Loaded strikes.
Spliff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loaded.
Decent striking displayed by Loaded there.
Loaded scores with a shot to the body.
Spliff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A jab from Spliff finds it's way through Loaded's defenses.
Spliff tries a head kick but it misses.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Loaded looks to score with a jab to the body but Spliff is just out of range.
Loaded fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spliff.
Up Loaded has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaded buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Loaded looks to score with a jab to the body but Spliff is just out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Spliff - that will leave a mark!

Spliff closes the distance and clinches.
Loaded can't find room to land a body shot as Spliff controls the action.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short uppercut from Loaded.
A knee to the head by Loaded.
Spliff working hard to break the clinch.
Spliff blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Spliff has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Loaded clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spliff punches the canvas rather than the man.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loaded breaks Spliff's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.

Loaded thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Mustaffa Spliff is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Spliff is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Loaded frees his head nicely. Oh but Spliff has switched to an armbar! Loaded is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Mustaffa Spliff!
Mustaffa Spliff really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.