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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny B Good (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy has chosen I Like Big Butts as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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302 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
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300 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny B Good!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
B Good looks for a takedown but Piracy sprawls well.
B Good uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piracy.
Piracy tries to clinch up
and B Good counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
B Good throwing strikes but missing.
B Good stops Piracy from standing up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as B Good accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
B Good throwing strikes from guard but Piracy blocks nicely.
B Good prevents Piracy from getting back to his feet.
B Good has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
B Good postures up in Piracy's guard and throws a big left but Piracy blocks it.
Piracy wants to get back to his feet but B Good is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
B Good scoring with some ground and pound.
B Good distracts Piracy with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
B Good won't allow Piracy to get back to his feet.
Piracy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Piracy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
B Good working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
B Good is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Piracy wriggles free and stands up.
B Good shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Piracy but Piracy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Excellent takedown into side control there by B Good.
B Good throwing shots but missing, from side control.
B Good misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Piracy is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Piracy bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Piracy doesn't manage to clinch there - B Good circles away.
Piracy closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
B Good tries for a takedown but Piracy manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny B Good. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Piracy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but B Good has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Piracy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Piracy fails to land.
Piracy tries a body shot but B Good blocks it.
Piracy tries to land knees in the clinch but B Good avoids the damage to the body.
Piracy prevents the takedown attempt.
B Good is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Piracy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but B Good blocks it with crossed arms.
B Good dodges an elbow strike from Piracy.
Piracy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A head punch on the inside from Piracy fails to land.
Piracy lands an uppercut.
It looks like Johnny B Good has been cut.
Piracy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through B Good's defenses.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Piracy on the inside.
Piracy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Piracy.
Johnny B Good's cut is getting worse.
B Good is looking to take this one to the mat.
Piracy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but B Good blocks it with crossed arms.
B Good tries for a takedown but Piracy manages to get underhooks.
Piracy has B Good pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. B Good is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Piracy - that's hurt B Good badly! Oh, another knee lands and B Good is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but B Good doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Butt Piracy!
A victorious Butt Piracy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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