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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gomer Pyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johann Joensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Pyle might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Marines' Hymn. Joensen has chosen Gasolina as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



183 cm
27
182 lbs
20 - 8 - 1
180 cm
33
170 lbs
24 - 17 - 0
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gomer Pyle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johann Joensen!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pyle misses with a low kick.
Pyle throws a jab but it's blocked by Joensen.
Pyle looks for the body kick but Joensen saw that one coming.
Pyle fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Joensen avoids it really well and circles away.

Pyle feints and as Joensen raises his hands in defense, Pyle changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Pyle postures up.
Pyle loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Joensen keeping moving, preventing Pyle from controlling successfully.
Pyle has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pyle stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Joensen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pyle trying to control the position from guard on top but Joensen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Pyle drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Joensen manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Pyle has Joensen in his guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pyle working a defensive guard here.
Joensen trying to control but Pyle is working from the bottom.
Pyle trying to keep a closed guard but Joensen is proving a slippery customer.
Joensen looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joensen is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Joensen is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Johann Joensen has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Pyle lands a jab to the nose.
Joensen misses with a hook. Pyle ducked under it nicely.
A nice combination there by Joensen.
Joensen lands a nice shot to the body.
Joensen tries to land a front kick but Pyle steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Pyle clinches with his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pyle struggles to land a body shot inside as Joensen controls his hands.
Pyle misses with a short punch on the inside.
Joensen working aggressively here.
Pyle working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pyle is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Joensen to keep the fight standing.
A short body shot lands from Joensen as the two fighters clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Joensen.
Joensen prevents a body shot from Pyle.
Pyle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pyle's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Joensen has a couple of punches blocked by Pyle.
A nice right hand lands inside from Joensen.
Joensen tries to throw a body punch but Pyle avoids it by throwing Joensen back against the cage.
Joensen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pyle avoids it.
Joensen looking to throw knees to the head but Pyle is blocking nicely.

Pyle has picked Joensen up - he's going for a ride! Pyle dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Pyle wants to free his trapped foot but Joensen is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Joensen is looking to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pyle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Pyle is looking for a kimura here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joensen is looking to improve his position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Joensen is trying to stand.
Joensen is not content to let Pyle control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Gomer Pyle will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!


Joensen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pyle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gomer Pyle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pyle fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Joensen on the side of the head.
Pyle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joensen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pyle.
Joensen throws a low kick but Pyle avoids it.
Joensen on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Pyle throws a body punch but Joensen moves out of range.
Pyle drops his hands momentarily and Joensen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joensen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Joensen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pyle's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pyle works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Joensen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pyle thows a body shot but no joy.
Joensen misses the jab.
Pyle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Joensen blocks the low kick.
Joensen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pyle.
Joensen throws a head kick that half lands.
Joensen lands a nice looking body shot.
Pyle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joensen misses the shot to the body.
Pyle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Joensen - that will leave a mark!
Joensen stuffs the takedown.
A combination from Pyle does no damage.
Pyle just misses with a punch to the body.
Pyle throws out a loose jab but Joensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pyle misses with a lunging right hand
and Joensen counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Joensen drops Pyle with a beautiful combination! Pyle stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Joensen is looking for the KO!


Pyle is rocked!
Joensen thuds a left hand into Pyle's body.
Oh Pyle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Joensen pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pyle takes a swing at Joensen's ribcage but misses.
Jab from Pyle.
Pyle seems to have got his legs back now.
Pyle thows a body shot but no joy.
Pyle throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pyle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pyle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pyle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Joensen moves away.

Joensen rushes Pyle and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Joensen digs a right hand underneath Pyle's ribcage. Pyle let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Joensen throws an elbow but it misses.
Joensen tries a body shot but Pyle blocks it.
Joensen lands an elbow that stopped Pyle in his tracks for a moment.
Pyle tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Joensen working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Joensen.
Pyle lands a right hand that snaps the head of Joensen backwards.
Pyle manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Joensen looking to throw knees to the head but Pyle is blocking nicely.
Pyle blocks an elbow strike.

Pyle gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Joensen regains guard.
Joensen wants to get back to his feet but Pyle is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Pyle with a flurry of punches that miss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pyle stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Joensen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pyle postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pyle stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Joensen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pyle loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Joensen is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Joensen uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Johann Joensen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pyle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pyle swings for the body but Joensen moves out of range.

Pyle shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Johann Joensen will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


Joensen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Joensen motions for Pyle to come forward. Joensen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pyle misses the shot to the body.
Pyle looks to score with a jab to the body but Joensen is just out of range.
Pyle is looking to wear down Joensen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Joensen thows a body shot but no joy.
Joensen throws a leg kick which misses Pyle's front leg but catches the back leg as Pyle tries to avoid it.
Joensen checks a leg kick.
Joensen scores with a hook.
Johann Joensen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Joensen thows a body shot but no joy.
Pyle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pyle throws a body kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pyle. Joensen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pyle - that will leave a mark!
Pyle shoots in for a double leg but Joensen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pyle misses with a straight right.
Pyle does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joensen connects with an inside leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pyle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Joensen at a distance.
Nice body punch from Pyle.
Joensen moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pyle throws a lazy uppercut
and Joensen counters with an outside leg kick.
Pyle dives in and grabs Joensen's left leg, looking for a takedown. Joensen pushes down on Pyle's head and hops out.
Some bone on bone action there as Joensen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Joensen scores with the left hand. Pyle knows he should have avoided that one.
Pyle throws out a leg kick but Joensen moves out of range and Pyle only half commits.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pyle on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Joensen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No luck for Pyle with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gomer Pyle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Joensen throws a head kick but Pyle moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pyle looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Joensen lands a left and a right that send Pyle crashing to the mat, dazed. Joensen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Horrible takedown by Pyle or perhaps it was just good defense by Joensen which made him look bad.
Joensen jabs Pyle right on the nose. Pyle blinks but takes it well.
Joensen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A clash of legs there as Pyle blocks the low kick.
Pyle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Joensen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Joensen slips a jab and a cross from Pyle.
Pyle throws a series of strikes that have Joensen backpedaling.
Pyle tries for a takedown but Joensen circles away easily
enabling Joensen to counter with a crisp jab.
Pyle gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Joensen points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Pyle wakes up just in time to hear Joensen thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johann Joensen!
A relieved looking Johann Joensen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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