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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesus of Nazareth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DepaC Pakamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). of Nazareth kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is call to prayer. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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160 cm
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150 lbs
18 - 10 - 1 |
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168 cm
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155 lbs
13 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jesus of Nazareth! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, DepaC Pakamara! The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! of Nazareth lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Pakamara swings away with a body shot that misses
and of Nazareth makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Pakamara blocks a head kick by of Nazareth.
of Nazareth misses with a low kick as Pakamara jumps back. Pakamara blocks a leg kick. of Nazareth attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Pakamara looks to land a combination but of Nazareth avoids it well. Horrible takedown by Pakamara or perhaps it was just good defense by of Nazareth which made him look bad. of Nazareth wants to slow Pakamara down by chopping away at his legs. of Nazareth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pakamara has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. of Nazareth misses with a leg kick. of Nazareth throws a leg kick but Pakamara checks it. of Nazareth lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pakamara takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. A head kick misses from of Nazareth. Pakamara takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Jesus of Nazareth is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. A slapping leg kick lands for of Nazareth.
of Nazareth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. A chopping leg kick lands by of Nazareth. of Nazareth throws a solid leg kick but Pakamara takes the impact on his shin and smiles at of Nazareth. Good leg kick by of Nazareth there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pakamara checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pakamara on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. of Nazareth throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. of Nazareth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pakamara misses with a body shot.
Jesus of Nazareth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round. of Nazareth lands a leg kick that knocks Pakamara off balance momentarily. Crunch! of Nazareth slams his shin into Pakamara's torso. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! of Nazareth uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pakamara.
of Nazareth tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Pakamara feints a jab promting of Nazareth to slip. Pakamara then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. of Nazareth slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. A leg kick checked by Pakamara. of Nazareth fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pakamara. of Nazareth tries to score with a low kick but Pakamara moves his leg out of the way. Pakamara takes one to the side of the head.
Pakamara throws a right and a left that both miss. of Nazareth attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pakamara throws a right and a left that of Nazareth avoids nicely. Pakamara shoots in looking for a takedown but of Nazareth manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pakamara's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Pakamara checks a leg kick nicely. of Nazareth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. of Nazareth is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pakamara. Pakamara's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Pakamara blocks a low kick nicely. A decent looking body kick lands there for of Nazareth. of Nazareth pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pakamara is out of range and of Nazareth settles back down. of Nazareth misses with a low kick.
of Nazareth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pakamara closes the distance and clinches up with of Nazareth, looking for a takedown. Pakamara pushes of Nazareth against the cage but of Nazareth circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Jesus of Nazareth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DepaC Pakamara. of Nazareth with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pakamara misses with a wild combination.
of Nazareth showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pakamara.
Pakamara fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
of Nazareth throws a leg kick which misses Pakamara's front leg but catches the back leg as Pakamara tries to avoid it. of Nazareth dodges the punch combination from Pakamara.
of Nazareth scoring well with a low kick there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. of Nazareth pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pakamara is out of range and of Nazareth settles back down. Pakamara takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. of Nazareth feints and then cracks Pakamara's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pakamara down. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus of Nazareth dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
of Nazareth lands a right hook to the body.
of Nazareth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pakamara manages to avoid it. Pakamara fails to land the takedown. A combination from Pakamara does no damage. of Nazareth with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pakamara throws a series of punches but of Nazareth avoids them all with ease. of Nazareth lands with a kick to the ribs.
of Nazareth lands a leg kick that knocks Pakamara off balance momentarily. of Nazareth throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by of Nazareth.
Pakamara is trying hard to land a takedown here. of Nazareth sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pakamara is defended easily by of Nazareth. Jesus of Nazareth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DepaC Pakamara.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ouch! a nice leg kick from of Nazareth, right into the meat.
Pakamara scores with a one two! of Nazareth had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. of Nazareth throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. of Nazareth lands a leg kick that knocks Pakamara off balance momentarily. of Nazareth throws a nice inside leg kick. of Nazareth looking to land some kicks to the body here.
of Nazareth scores with a slapping inside leg kick. of Nazareth is looking to score with low kicks. of Nazareth throws a nice inside leg kick. of Nazareth tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pakamara is able to avoid easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. of Nazareth thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Pakamara if he has to take too many more of those.
DepaC Pakamara is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Pakamara keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pakamara fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
of Nazareth throws a chopping leg kick but Pakamara manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Pakamara might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, of Nazareth has got the better of the exchanges. of Nazareth ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Pakamara throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
of Nazareth connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. of Nazareth wants to land a leg kick but Pakamara is out of range. of Nazareth throws a leg kick which misses Pakamara's front leg but catches the back leg as Pakamara tries to avoid it. of Nazareth wants to land a leg kick but Pakamara is out of range. Pakamara lands with a good body shot. of Nazareth tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pakamara is able to avoid easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. of Nazareth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. A left lands for of Nazareth. of Nazareth tries to work over Pakamara's front leg with a kick but Pakamara checks it. of Nazareth throws a quick inside leg kick. of Nazareth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Pakamara throws a left and a right that both miss
and of Nazareth makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. of Nazareth scores with a slapping inside leg kick. of Nazareth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. of Nazareth lands a nice looking body kick. of Nazareth throws a low kick but Pakamara avoids it. of Nazareth finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. of Nazareth connects with a leg kick. Pakamara looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. of Nazareth scoring well with a low kick there.
of Nazareth shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Pakamara chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before of Nazareth can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action! Pakamara scores with the left hand. of Nazareth knows he should have avoided that one. of Nazareth feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pakamara's calf. of Nazareth throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
of Nazareth lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from of Nazareth lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pakamara has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pakamara and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Pakamara is trying desperately to land a takedown but of Nazareth is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Pakamara. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. of Nazareth thumps Pakamara with a low kick. of Nazareth is looking to wear down Pakamara with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. of Nazareth thows a body shot but no joy. Some bone on bone action there as Pakamara checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus of Nazareth dominated that second round. That's time! of Nazareth's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
An inside leg kick lands from of Nazareth. of Nazareth defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pakamara. of Nazareth is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pakamara can do to turn this around? of Nazareth misses with a body shot.
of Nazareth tried to score with a low kick but Pakamara checks it. of Nazareth throws a leg kick which misses Pakamara's front leg but catches the back leg as Pakamara tries to avoid it. of Nazareth scores with a punch to the head. Pakamara stuns of Nazareth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. of Nazareth attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Pakamara comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. of Nazareth scores with a slapping inside leg kick. of Nazareth lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. of Nazareth attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's one minute gone in the round. A solid leg kick lands there for of Nazareth.
of Nazareth throws a head kick but Pakamara moves out of range.
Pakamara moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. of Nazareth lands a head kick!
Pakamara takes a swing at of Nazareth's ribcage but misses. Pakamara takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
of Nazareth fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pakamara checks it well. Pakamara misses with a body shot.
of Nazareth finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
of Nazareth lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. of Nazareth throws a low kick but Pakamara avoids it. of Nazareth wants to land a leg kick but Pakamara is out of range. of Nazareth throws a sloppy head kick and Pakamara moves out of range easily. Pakamara closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. of Nazareth quickly recovers to half guard. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Pakamara prevents of Nazareth from standing back up.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Pakamara lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. of Nazareth is controlling Pakamara's trapped leg to prevent Pakamara from advancing to side control. Pakamara passes to side control. Pakamara tries to move into full mount but can't pass of Nazareth's legs. Pakamara is working of Nazareth over with some ground and pound from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round. of Nazareth stops Pakamara from passing to mount. Pakamara lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. Pakamara landing strikes. of Nazareth on the wrong end of some ground and pound. of Nazareth is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Pakamara is controlling him well. Pakamara advances nicely into full mount. Pakamara avoids the attempt from of Nazareth to control. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. of Nazareth is looking to improve his position but Pakamara isn't that keen on the idea. Pakamara is landing with some decent strikes but of Nazareth is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue. of Nazareth is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! of Nazareth tries to reverse the position but Pakamara maintains control. of Nazareth tries to lock up and control but Pakamara gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away. Pakamara lands a big elbow. DepaC Pakamara has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round. This has been an exciting period of action! Pakamara breaks from of Nazareth's wrist control and lands an elbow. of Nazareth is working to get back to half guard.
of Nazareth is bucking up trying to escape but Pakamara cracks him with another couple of good strikes. Pakamara scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Pakamara with the ground and pound from mount.
of Nazareth is rocked! Pakamara working of Nazareth over with strikes here. Oh of Nazareth is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! of Nazareth tries to buck Pakamara off but he can't manage it. Pakamara scoring with strikes but of Nazareth is staying in there. Pakamara scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish of Nazareth?
of Nazareth wants to control but Pakamara is having none of it. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! of Nazareth is wriggling around trying to escape.
of Nazareth wants to hold on but Pakamara pushes him away. Pakamara working the ground and pound effectively.
And that's the end of the fight! DepaC Pakamara comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think of Nazareth has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28 Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28 Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jesus of Nazareth! Jesus of Nazareth made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying '9/11 was an inside job 9/11 was an inside job 9/11 was an inside job 9/11 was an inside job9/11 was an inside job 9/11 was an inside job 9/11 was an inside job 9/11 was an inside job '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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