PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and L Dog Leshawn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, mama said knock you out. Silent Bob looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Bob
vs
Dog Leshawn

195 cm
20
290 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

225 cm
21
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, L Dog Leshawn!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Eliza Hachem and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Leshawn.

Leshawn closes the distance and clinches.

Leshawn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Leshawn shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leshawn controls from within his opponent's guard.
Bob could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Leshawn looking to pass the guard.
Leshawn sitting in guard here, content to control.

OK we're going to have a standup here. L Dog Leshawn hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Leshawn closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Leshawn decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Bob is breathing heavily.

Leshawn closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Bob's guard.
Bob keeping full guard, as Leshawn tries to pass.
Leshawn slips nicely into half guard.
Leshawn controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leshawn trying to mount his opponent but Bob defends it.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up. L Dog Leshawn was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Leshawn stalks Bob and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bob's face. Bob staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Leshawn fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Bob to the ground. Leshawn is now in Bob's guard.
Leshawn is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Leshawn has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

Leshawn gets to his feet. Bob looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

Leshawn shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Leshawn works his way into full mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leshawn lands a big elbow.
Leshawn lands with some strikes.
Leshawn controlling from mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

L Dog Leshawn dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Leshawn darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Leshawn content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Nice strikes from Leshawn there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Leshawn decides to stand up.
Leshawn connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leshawn tries to work over Bob's front leg with a kick but Bob checks it.

Bob gets caught napping as Leshawn dives in and scores a takedown. Bob manages to retain guard.

Leshawn gets to his feet. Bob looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

Leshawn dives in and scores a takedown into Bob's guard.
Leshawn pushing down on Bob's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Well, if Leshawn is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by L Dog Leshawn.
Leshawn swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Bob tries to sprawl but Leshawn drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Leshawn sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leshawn winds up and cracks Bob with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Leshawn is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

Leshawn is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Leshawn lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
L Dog Leshawn has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Leshawn is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bob has managed to free his arm - good work.
Leshawn has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Leshawn is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bob tries to roll over but Leshawn keeps him under control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Leshawn passes to full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

L Dog Leshawn showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Leshawn takes a swing at Bob's ribcage but misses.

Leshawn is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bob's half guard.
Leshawn has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Leshawn content just to control the position here.

Leshawn wants to finish this one by submission but Bob is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Leshawn.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leshawn controlling his opponent.
A nice elbow there by Leshawn.
Leshawn pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Leshawn stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

Leshawn fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Bob to the ground. Leshawn is now in Bob's guard.

Leshawn got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bob has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Leshawn has managed to get both his arms back between Bob's legs - danger averted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leshawn slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Leshawn controlling the position easily from mount.

Leshawn is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Bob is surviving well by controlling Leshawn's body position as best he can.
Bob is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob taking shots to the head.

Leshawn stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.

Leshawn shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bob is trying to defend but Leshawn finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Leshawn slows the pace down in half guard.
Leshawn working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leshawn looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bob with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Leshawn in particular looking to stall.
Leshawn passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Bob!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Leshawn scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Silent Bob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
L Dog Leshawn is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Leshawn content just to control the position here.

And that's the end of the fight!
L Dog Leshawn comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Leshawn has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 24:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 24:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... L Dog Leshawn!