PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terrance Fortuna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lang comes into the arena with Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lang
vs
Fortuna

214 cm
28
274 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

200 cm
28
285 lbs
9 - 11 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Terrance Fortuna!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fortuna scores with a hook to the body. Lang takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fortuna throws a right hand that misses
and Lang counters with a nice body shot.
Fortuna rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lang moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Fortuna drives through and clinches with Lang against the cage.

Fortuna pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fortuna will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fortuna lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fortuna takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fortuna fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

It looks like Clubber Lang has been cut.
Lang loads up on a big right hand but Fortuna slips the punch.
Lang lands a head kick!
Fortuna punishes Lang's body with a nice straight punch.
Fortuna swings for the body but Lang moves out of range.
Fortuna tries to work over Lang's front leg with a kick but Lang checks it.
Terrance Fortuna seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fortuna shoots for a takedown but Lang saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fortuna misses with a takedown attempt - Lang sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Clubber Lang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Terrance Fortuna.
Fortuna throws a sloppy body shot
and Lang counters with a good, hard body kick but Fortuna shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortuna throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fortuna misses with a shot to the body
and Lang counters with an inside leg kick.
Fortuna looks gassed!
Lang throws a body kick that misses.
Lang moves out of range of the strikes.
Lang scores with a head kick.

It looks like Terrance Fortuna has been cut.
Lang keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fortuna.
Lang gets cracked there but stands up to it.

Fortuna closes the distance and clinches.
Fortuna wants to stall.
Lang misses with a body punch.
Fortuna throws a punch but it's blocked by Lang.
Fortuna lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lang misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fortuna taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fortuna wants to break free but Lang has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fortuna pulls guard successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Lang postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Lang is looking to work some ground and pound but Fortuna has wrist control.
Lang chips away with some ground and pound.
Lang works over Fortuna with some ground and pound from guard.
Lang scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lang has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Lang chips away with some ground and pound.

Fortuna looking for a guillotine here but Lang defends easily.

Fortuna had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Lang defends it easily.
Fortuna is trying to keep Lang in close.
Lang trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lang scoring with some ground and pound.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Lang won't allow Fortuna to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fortuna throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Lang distracts Fortuna with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Fortuna is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Lang gets back to full guard.
Lang wants to sweep here but Fortuna controlling him for the moment.
Lang avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Fortuna thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortuna accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fortuna throws a big right hand that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fortuna preventing the sweep.
Fortuna throwing strikes from guard but Lang blocks nicely.

Fortuna drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Lang dives on top into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Lang avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Lang is in close to Fortuna's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Fortuna had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Lang defends it easily.
Fortuna manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lang is looking to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terrance Fortuna dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fortuna tries to bum rush Lang with a series of wild strikes but Lang uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fortuna works the jab nicely.
A punch combination from Fortuna misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fortuna!
Lang showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fortuna.
Lang throws a right and a left that Fortuna avoids nicely.
Fortuna misses with an uppercut.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lang!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fortuna misses with a double jab.
Fortuna takes a kick to the side of the head.
Decent striking displayed by Fortuna there.
Lang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lang, as that shot connected.
Fortuna misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Fortuna. Those never looked like landing.
Fortuna takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fortuna swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fortuna misses with a body shot.
Lang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fortuna throws a leg kick that misses.
Fortuna throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Lang counters with a nice leg kick.
Fortuna is breathing heavily.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
Lang moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fortuna throws an overhand right that lands on Lang's shoulder, as Lang tries to avoid the shot.
Lang misses with a wild body shot.
Fortuna scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lang connects with an inside leg kick.
Fortuna lands with a shot to the body.
Fortuna misses with a series of wild punches.
Fortuna bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fortuna swings widly with a right hand
and Lang counters with a two punch combo.
Lang misses with a double jab.
Fortuna swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lang. Fortuna does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fortuna tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lang swivels and escapes.
Lang throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fortuna.
Fortuna cracks Lang with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lang avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fortuna throws an off balance right hand
and Lang counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fortuna's head.
Donk. Lang catches Fortuna right on the button with a cross.
Fortuna misses with a right hand
and Lang counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Fortuna throws a right and a left that Lang avoids nicely.
Lang blocks a jab.
Lang throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Lang rushes Fortuna and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fortuna has a couple of punches blocked by Lang.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lang presses Fortuna against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lang lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lang is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lang.
Fortuna makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fortuna tries to score a body lock takedown but Lang shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Lang lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Terrance Fortuna's cut even more.
Fortuna is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang lands a right hand.
Fortuna swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fortuna has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lang after a bit of a struggle.
Clubber Lang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Terrance Fortuna.
Lang gets through Fortuna's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lang trying to land knees to the body.

Lang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Terrance Fortuna seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fortuna dives in and grabs Lang's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lang pushes down on Fortuna's head and hops out.
Crunch! Lang slams his shin into Fortuna's torso.
Fortuna walks into a jab.
No joy there for Lang, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Clubber Lang is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lang feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fortuna's calf.
Fortuna takes a kick to the side of the head.

The cut above Terrance Fortuna's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lang avoids a punch combination nicely.
Clubber Lang is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Fortuna closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Lang's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Lang dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Lang lands a jab-cross combination.
Lang jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fortuna misses with an uppercut.
Lang closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Fortuna is rocked!

Fortuna has Lang up against the cage in a clinch.
Fortuna is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Lang dips a shoulder and cracks Fortuna with a mighty uppercut! Fortuna falls back against the cage and Lang unloads with a barrage of strikes! Fortuna is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Lang screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clubber Lang!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Clubber Lang waved his t-shirt featuring Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps's logo in front of the cameras.