PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Izaac Kari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kari comes to the cage accompanied by Judas Priest - Painkiller . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kari
vs
Titties

172 cm
26
159 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

180 cm
34
158 lbs
22 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Izaac Kari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties avoids the body shot from Kari.
Kari tries to land a front kick but Titties steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Kari clinches up with Titties and pushes him back against the cage.
Titties tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kari goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kari letting Titties take a breather here.
Titties misses with a knee to the head.
Kari misses with a short punch on the inside.
Titties blocks an uppercut.
Titties lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kari lands with a left to the head.
Titties's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kari blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kari tries to work over Titties's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Titties blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Titties misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kari goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Titties misses with a short punch on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Titties.
Kari misses with a punch to the body.
Titties tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kari avoids it.
Titties trying to land knees to the body.
Titties is trying to maintain a safe position but Kari gets an underhook and turns Titties into the cage.
Kari misses with some punches.
Titties letting Kari take a breather here.
Titties blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Titties.
Titties tries to throw a body punch but Kari avoids it by throwing Titties back against the cage.
Titties is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kari backwards.
Titties works on Kari's body with a couple of short punches.
A hook to the body from Kari.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kari.
Kari lands a hook that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Titties lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kari backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kari lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Kari.

Titties breaks the clinch.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kari on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kari throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Kari scores with a jab.
Kari takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kari lands a nice shot that snaps Titties's head back.
Kari fails with an attempt to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Titties. That's going to slow Kari down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kari.
Kari needs to keep his hands up - Titties had a free shot at his head there.
Kari dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Titties. That did some damage!
The fighters circle, before Titties throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Kari's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Titties lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Hanz Titties!