PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Zhukov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhukov has chosen Russian Army Choir - National Anthem of the Russian Federation as his entrance music. Ivan Zhukov will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Bin Laden
vs
Zhukov

190 cm
34
275 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

210 cm
23
265 lbs
10 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Zhukov!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zhukov lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zhukov, right into the meat.
Bin Laden lands a lovely overhand right.
Bin Laden looks to land a combination but Zhukov avoids it well.
Bin Laden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zhukov throws a leg kick but Bin Laden sees it coming and moves out of range.
Zhukov avoids the body shot from Bin Laden.
Zhukov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Bin Laden manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bin Laden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zhukov.
Zhukov connects with the punch.
Bin Laden throws a right and a left that both miss.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big left from Bin Laden misses.
Good work by Zhukov as he checks the leg kick.
Zhukov throws a leg kick but Bin Laden sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zhukov tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden scores with a nice head shot.

It looks like Ivan Zhukov has been cut.
Zhukov tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zhukov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bin Laden.
A telegraphed right hand from Bin Laden misses the target.
Zhukov moves away from the strike by Bin Laden.
Zhukov throws a leg kick but Bin Laden moved away.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the side of Zhukov's head but Zhukov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zhukov scores with a nice right hand.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bin Laden sizes up Zhukov with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A decent looking cross lands there for Zhukov.
Bin Laden misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhukov takes one to the chin there.
Zhukov connects with a body shot that sends Bin Laden's belly button to the back.
Zhukov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bin Laden moves out of range as Zhukov strikes.
Bin Laden falls off balance throwing a combination
and Zhukov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zhukov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bin Laden swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Zhukov.
Zhukov scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Zhukov lands a jab to the head.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bin Laden crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Zhukov - the referee stops the clock and Bin Laden gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Zhukov. Bin Laden manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin Laden is breathing heavily.
Zhukov misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zhukov lands a nice looking body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhukov sizes up Bin Laden with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Zhukov chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bin Laden takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Good work by Zhukov as he checks the leg kick.
Zhukov uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bin Laden has time to react.
Zhukov moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zhukov throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zhukov fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bin Laden.
Bin Laden takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zhukov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bin Laden walks into a stiff left hand from Zhukov.
Zhukov connects with a solid leg kick.
Zhukov is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Zhukov.
Zhukov scores with a nice strike.
Bin Laden tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zhukov is looking to clinch but Bin Laden is avoiding it.
Zhukov with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bin Laden avoids the body shot from Zhukov.
Zhukov throws a sloppy head kick and Bin Laden moves out of range easily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zhukov!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Zhukov. Bin Laden shrugs it off though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zhukov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Zhukov scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ivan Zhukov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ivan Zhukov's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Zhukov thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bin Laden if he has to take too many more of those.

Zhukov lands a big head kick that sends Bin Laden tumbling to the mat! Zhukov takes a step backwards and waves Bin Laden back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bin Laden is rocked!

It looks like Adolf Bin Laden has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some wild striking there from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Zhukov darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Zhukov steps in with a hook that catches Bin Laden right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Zhukov follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bin Laden looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ivan Zhukov!
After the big win, Ivan Zhukov made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors New World Order Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.