PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slopey Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Anderton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith comes into the arena with Hank Williams Jr - A Country Boy Can Survive blaring out of the sound system. Slopey Smith is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Smith
vs
Anderton

184 cm
28
258 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

196 cm
25
286 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slopey Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Jamie Anderton!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Glass and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Anderton checks a low kick from Smith.
Smith throws a leg kick which misses Anderton's front leg but catches the back leg as Anderton tries to avoid it.
Anderton displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smith.
Anderton tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Anderton lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Anderton is looking to chop away at Smith's legs.
Smith ducks under a wild hook from Anderton.
Anderton lands a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderton throws a solid leg kick but Smith takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Anderton.
Anderton misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Anderton.
Anderton throws a solid leg kick but Smith takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Anderton.
Smith misses with a jab, cross combination.
Smith waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anderton.
Anderton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smith throws out the jab.
Smith walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Anderton checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Anderton misses with a leg kick.
Anderton does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Anderton misses with a low kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Smith blocks the leg kick.
Smith clobbers Anderton with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

It looks like Jamie Anderton has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderton wants to slow Smith down by chopping away at his legs.
A leg kick checked by Anderton.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Smith is defended easily by Anderton.
Smith fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Anderton has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Anderton looks to land a body kick but Smith moved away.
Nice sprawl there from Anderton as Smith shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slopey Smith. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smith throws a body punch but Anderton moves out of range.
Smith throws a head kick but Anderton moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderton throws a leg kick
and Smith counters with an outside leg kick.
Smith throws a lazy uppercut
and Anderton counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Anderton - that will leave a mark!
Smith fails with a takedown attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderton looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Smith moves out of range of the body kick from Anderton.
Anderton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Smith moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good work by Smith as he checks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderton throws a low kick but it's checked well by Smith.
Smith throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Smith, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smith blocks a leg kick.
Anderton throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Smith finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Smith throws a hook but Anderton blocks it.
Smith looks to throw the jab but Anderton is out of range.
A low kick from Anderton misses
and Smith counters with a nice low kick that buckles Anderton's knee momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smith misses with an uppercut. Anderton saw that one coming.
Smith lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jamie Anderton dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jamie Anderton's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Smith throws a series of punches but Anderton avoids them all with ease.
Smith misses with a looping left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderton. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anderton finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Smith tried to score with a low kick but Anderton checks it.
Anderton throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Anderton lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Smith works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Anderton. Smith shrugs it off though.
Smith throws a front kick aimed at Anderton's knee but Anderton avoids it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Anderton. That's going to slow Smith down.
Jamie Anderton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderton misses with a low kick.
Slopey Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderton fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Anderton throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Anderton fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smith.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderton scores with a nice right hand.
Anderton throws a solid leg kick but Smith takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Anderton.
Smith throws a sloppy body shot
and Anderton counters with a good low kick that Smith was not able to check.
That kick from Anderton tenderised Smith's leg. Smith is trying to keep his angry face on.
Anderton fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Smith has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Anderton. That's going to slow Smith down.
Anderton connects with a leg kick. Smith looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Smith on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Anderton has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Anderton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anderton throws a front kick aimed at Smith's knee but Smith avoids it well.
Smith drops his hands momentarily and Anderton takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jamie Anderton seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Anderton lands a big head kick that sends Smith tumbling to the mat! Anderton takes a step backwards and waves Smith back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Smith is rocked!
Anderton swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Oh Smith is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith throws a hook but Anderton avoids it easily.
Smith does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Anderton lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Smith falls backwards - clearly groggy! Anderton dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jamie Anderton!
Jamie Anderton gave a mention to Dynamic Nutrition $35 159 Recovery in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).