PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Kincaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kincaid comes to the cage accompanied by Jesus Wept - Suffocation (Effigy of the Forgotton) . Chinaski has chosen Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4 as his entrance music. Billy Kincaid had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Kincaid
vs
Chinaski

201 cm
25
270 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

200 cm
25
280 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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KAISER

KAISER
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Billy Kincaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chinaski moves forwards but Kincaid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chinaski throws a leg kick

and Kincaid decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Chinaski's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kincaid trying to control the position from guard on top but Chinaski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chinaski working a defensive guard here.
Chinaski looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kincaid is one step ahead there.
Kincaid throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Chinaski has control of Kincaid's left arm, preventing Kincaid from doing any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kincaid in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kincaid throws a big right hand that misses.
Chinaski is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Chinaski prevents Kincaid from improving his position.
Chinaski is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Kincaid is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Chinaski thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kincaid's head.
Chinaski prevents Kincaid from improving his position.
Chinaski is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Kincaid!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid tries to hold on but Chinaski pushes him away.
Chinaski tries to control but Kincaid wriggling away.
Chinaski throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Kincaid wants to control but Chinaski is having none of it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chinaski can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Kincaid is looking to escape.
Chinaski has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kincaid slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Chinaski seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Kincaid wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Chinaski scores with a couple of nice shots.
Kincaid is refusing to be controlled, as Chinaski sits in half guard.
Chinaski trying to pass the guard but Kincaid defending well.
Chinaski looks to land a strike but Kincaid avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Chinaski looking to pass the guard.
Chinaski missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws an elbow that misses. Kincaid uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Chinaski's guard. Nice move by Kincaid!
Kincaid throwing strikes from guard but Chinaski blocks nicely.
Chinaski looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Chinaski wants to sweep here but Kincaid controlling him for the moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chinaski is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Hank Chinaski will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Chinaski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kincaid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but Kincaid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kincaid is looking to clinch but Chinaski is avoiding it.
Chinaski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Chinaski misses with a takedown
and Kincaid counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chinaski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kincaid scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kincaid defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Chinaski.

Chinaski closes the distance and clinches.
Kincaid lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chinaski backwards.
Chinaski is trying to maintain a safe position but Kincaid gets an underhook and turns Chinaski into the cage.
Kincaid jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Chinaski walks away with a smile on his face. Kincaid gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski defending well as Kincaid loads up on a big left hand.
A bone on bone clash there as Chinaski blocks the leg kick.
Kincaid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chinaski.
Chinaski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kincaid.
Chinaski lands a head shot.
Kincaid scores with a three punch combo!
Donk. Kincaid catches Chinaski right on the button with a cross.
Chinaski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Billy Kincaid is winning the standup battle so far.
Kincaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chinaski was well out of range. Poor timing from Kincaid.
Chinaski is looking to land body kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Kincaid darts in and clinches Chinaski up against the cage.
A knee to the head by Kincaid.
Chinaski taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A short right from Kincaid.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid misses with some punches.
Chinaski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kincaid has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stalling in the clinch from Chinaski.
Kincaid blocks an uppercut.
Chinaski lands a body shot.
Kincaid drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kincaid makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kincaid lands a nice uppercut.
Kincaid scores with a shot to the side of Chinaski's head.
Kincaid struggles to land a body shot inside as Chinaski controls his hands.
Chinaski throws a knee to the head but misses.
Chinaski lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kincaid backwards.
Chinaski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kincaid has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a knee to the head but misses.
Chinaski is looking for a takedown.
Billy Kincaid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hank Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kincaid blocks it with crossed arms.

Chinaski has clasped his hands together around Kincaid's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Chinaski has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Kincaid!
Kincaid is trying desperately to improve position.
Kincaid is working hard here to advance position.
Kincaid tries to hold on but Chinaski postures up.

Chinaski is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kincaid to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kincaid shrugs it off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid is desperately trying to improve his position but Chinaski has a good base and remains in mount.
Chinaski is landing with some decent strikes but Kincaid is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kincaid tries to lock up and control but Chinaski gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hank Chinaski has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chinaski punishing his opponent with strikes.
Chinaski throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Kincaid because Chinaski loaded up on that one.
Kincaid is trying to escape the mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chinaski looking to control but Kincaid is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Kincaid sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Hank Chinaski will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Kincaid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chinaski is defended easily by Kincaid.
Chinaski throws a nice head kick!
Kincaid shoots in looking for a takedown but Chinaski manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Kincaid's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Chinaski shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Chinaski not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Chinaski is keen to just control but Kincaid is a slippery customer.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Chinaski lands a nice short elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chinaski wants to pass the guard but Kincaid is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chinaski is trying to work for a kimura but Kincaid is defending well.
Kincaid is trying to control but can't.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Kincaid moves into full guard.
Kincaid striking off his back but it's not causing Chinaski any problems.
Chinaski stays in close to Kincaid's body and controls the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Hank Chinaski wasn't active enough on the ground.
Kincaid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The fighters circling - Chinaski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chinaski misses with a straight right.
A jab from Kincaid finds it's way through Chinaski's defenses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kincaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Billy Kincaid is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kincaid tries to clinch but Chinaski is having none of it.
Kincaid throws a shot from downtown. Chinaski moves away and avoids it.
Kincaid misses with a looping right.
Chinaski slips a straight right by Kincaid.
Hank Chinaski is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski needs to keep his hands up - Kincaid had a free shot at his head there.
Kincaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chinaski moves away.

Chinaski gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kincaid tries to break free but Chinaski pushes him back against the cage.
Chinaski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kincaid is trying to force a seperation but Chinaski has the dominant position.
Billy Kincaid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chinaski is trying to stall.
Chinaski blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Kincaid breaks the clinch.
Kincaid throws a big shot that misses.
Chinaski shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kincaid sprawls well. Kincaid wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Chinaski gets slowly back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski tries to score a power double leg takedown but Kincaid sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Chinaski somewhat.
Billy Kincaid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hank Chinaski.
Chinaski keeps the fight on the outside.
Chinaski takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kincaid shoots in for a takedown but Chinaski shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Chinaski throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kincaid.
Chinaski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kincaid misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chinaski tries for a takedown but Kincaid sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chinaski lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kincaid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kincaid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hank Chinaski comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Chinaski winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank Chinaski!
In his post fight interview, Hank Chinaski started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.