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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johny Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walker comes into the arena with Metallica - Fuel blaring out of the sound system. Parka is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: . Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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295 lbs
16 - 6 - 0 |
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310 lbs
21 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johny Walker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Piru Parka!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walker thows a body shot but no joy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Walker. Parka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parka lands a really nice looking cross but Walker seems unphased.
It looks like Johny Walker has been cut.
Walker throws a jab but it's blocked by Parka.
Walker throws a body punch but Parka moves out of range.
Walker misses with a wild body shot.
Walker lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Parka backs up against the cage.
It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Walker scores with a jab.
Walker misses the jab.
Walker just misses with a punch to the body.
Walker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Walker cracks Parka with an open hand slap.
Walker avoids the head kick by Parka.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Walker.
Johny Walker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Walker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Walker is looking to chop away at Parka's legs.
Walker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Johny Walker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Walker throws out a loose jab but Parka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parka moves out of range as Walker strikes.
Walker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Parka momentarily.
Walker throws a hook to the side of Parka's head but Parka sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Walker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Parka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Parka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Walker misses with a right hand
and Parka makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Walker misses with a hook.
Parka moves away from the strike by Walker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Walker misses with a body shot.
Walker thows a body shot but no joy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parka punishes Walker's body with a nice straight punch.
Walker throws a right and a left that Parka avoids nicely.
Walker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Walker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parka jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Walker lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Walker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Walker misses with a leg kick
and Parka counters with a left and a right that stings Walker.
Parka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Parka on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Parka avoids the body shot from Walker.
Parka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Walker.
Parka on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Parka takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Walker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parka.
Parka throws the kick towards the body but Walker avoids it.
Walker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parka. That did some damage!
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parka moves away.
Walker misses with an uppercut. Parka saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walker looks to land a body kick but Parka moved away.
Some bone on bone action there as Parka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Walker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Walker looks to land a combination but Parka avoids it well.
Parka moves out of range of the strikes.
A decent looking cross lands there for Walker.
Walker lands a body shot.
Parka blocks a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Donk. Walker catches Parka right on the button with a cross.
Parka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Walker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Parka counters with a good low kick that Walker was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johny Walker dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Walker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Parka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parka feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Walker's calf.
A punch combination from Parka misses.
Walker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Walker misses with a series of wild punches.
Parka tries to move into range but Walker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Parka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Walker works Parka's body with a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Walker misses with an uppercut
and Parka counters with a right hand to the body.
Walker swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Parka gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Walker misses with a head kick.
Walker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Parka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parka connects with a leg kick. Walker looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Walker lands a nice looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walker looks to score with a jab to the body but Parka is just out of range.
Parka lands a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parka checks the leg kick.
Walker loads up on a big right hand but Parka slips the punch.
Walker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parka.
Parka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Walker misses with a hook to the body
and Parka counters with a nice leg kick.
Walker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Parka counters with a two punch combo.
Walker throws a quick inside leg kick.
Parka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Walker.
Walker thows a leg kick but Parka checks it
and Parka counters with a takedown into side control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Parka is putting a hurting on Walker here, landing some big shots from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker prevents Parka from improving position.
Walker avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Parka.
Parka scoring with punches and elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parka in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Walker is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Piru Parka!
Piru Parka is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Piru Parka made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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pop
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