PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Lin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Your Momma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alex Your Momma will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Lin
vs
Your Momma

190 cm
28
205 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

202 cm
21
219 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jeremy Lin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alex Your Momma!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Your Momma.
Your Momma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lin manages to avoid it.
Lin misses with a few strikes there.
Lin scores with a hook to the body. Your Momma takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice body kick from Your Momma.
Lin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Your Momma was well out of range. Poor timing from Lin.
Your Momma uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lin.
A punch combination from Lin misses.
Lin drops his hands momentarily and Your Momma takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Your Momma fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lin tries to clinch but Your Momma moves out of range.
Your Momma chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Your Momma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lin manages to avoid it.

Lin has taken the fight to the clinch.
Your Momma is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lin is keeping busy.

Your Momma escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Your Momma connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Your Momma. Lin does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Your Momma moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Your Momma counters with a left to the body.
Your Momma misses with a low kick.
Your Momma lands a body shot.
Lin swings for the body but Your Momma moves out of range.
Lin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Your Momma looks to score with a jab to the body but Lin is just out of range.
Your Momma misses with a leg kick.
Your Momma thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lin if he has to take too many more of those.
Lin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Your Momma manages to avoid it.
Lin lands with a nice body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Your Momma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab, jab by Lin - just one landing.
Your Momma lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Your Momma moves out of range of the body kick from Lin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lin. Your Momma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lin is breathing heavily.
Your Momma blocks the body kick.
Lin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Your Momma.
Lin cracks Your Momma with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Your Momma ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lin moves away.
Lin throws a leg kick but Your Momma moved away.
Lin moves out of range of the leg kick from Your Momma.
A looping hook to the body misses from Your Momma. Lin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Your Momma lands with a nice body punch.
Lin lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Your Momma throws a nice outside leg kick.
Your Momma lands a jab to the nose.

Lin takes the fight into the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Your Momma.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Momma tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Your Momma successfully pulls guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Your Momma is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Your Momma preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Your Momma manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Lin is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Your Momma unloads with some shots from mount but Lin bucks and avoids them well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Your Momma tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Your Momma throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Your Momma controlling his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lin holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Your Momma tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alex Your Momma dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Your Momma is looking to slow Lin down with leg kicks.
Alex Your Momma seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A telegraphed right hand from Lin misses the target.
A slow jab from Your Momma misses its intended target.
Lin throws a hook but Your Momma blocks it.
Lin throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lin walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Your Momma checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lin moves in looking to clinch but Your Momma pushes him off.
Lin jabs at Your Momma's body.
A shot to the body from Lin misses
and Your Momma counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lin blocks a low kick nicely.
A jab from Lin finds it's way through Your Momma's defenses.
Your Momma scores with a head kick.

It looks like Jeremy Lin has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lin fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Your Momma is out of range.
Your Momma avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Your Momma digs a good hook to Lin's body.
Your Momma lands with a good body shot.
Lin misses with a hook. Your Momma ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Momma looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lin closes the distance looking to clinch
and Your Momma makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Your Momma will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Lin as he connects with a hook.
Jeremy Lin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Your Momma manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Your Momma thows a body shot but no joy.
Your Momma scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Your Momma ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lin misses with a hook. Your Momma ducked under it nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Your Momma lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Your Momma throws a series of punches but Lin moves out of range.
Nice body kick from Your Momma.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lin looks to score with a jab to the body but Your Momma is just out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Your Momma lands a high kick!
Lin swings for the body but Your Momma moves out of range.
Lin lunges at Your Momma with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Your Momma's hand.
Your Momma throws a push kick but Lin slaps the foot to one side.
Your Momma attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Your Momma fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A leg kick checked by Lin.

Lin gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Your Momma blocking some punches.
Your Momma working hard to break the clinch.
Your Momma tries to work over Lin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lin pushes Your Momma back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Your Momma tries to throw a body punch but Lin avoids it by throwing Your Momma back against the cage.
Lin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lin throws an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Momma throws a punch but it's blocked by Lin.
Your Momma blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Your Momma is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lin has a couple of punches blocked by Your Momma.
Your Momma can't break the clinch.
Your Momma lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lin backwards.
Lin lands an uppercut.
Lin putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Your Momma in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A short left from Lin.
Your Momma avoids a wild elbow strike from Lin.
Your Momma blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Your Momma lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Your Momma can't find room to land a body shot as Lin controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Lin fails to land.
Your Momma tries to work over Lin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Your Momma fails to land.

Your Momma pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Your Momma takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lin. Your Momma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lin takes a swing at Your Momma's ribcage but misses.
Lin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Your Momma scores with a one two! Lin had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Your Momma with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Your Momma takes one to the side of the head.
Lin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Your Momma moves away.
Lin loads up on a big right hand but Your Momma slips the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Lin - just one landing.
Lin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Your Momma.
Your Momma avoids the body shot from Lin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Alex Your Momma will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jeremy Lin's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Your Momma lands a body shot.
Lin tries to clinch up.
Lin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Your Momma was well out of range. Poor timing from Lin.
Your Momma lands with a hook. Lin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lin is looking to wear down Your Momma with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lin misses with a looping right.
Lin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Your Momma.
Lin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lin tries to clinch but Your Momma moves out of range.
Lin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A lazy left from Lin finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Your Momma misses the shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Lin - just one landing.
Your Momma has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Lin misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Momma smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
No joy there for Your Momma, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lin scores with a punch to the head.
Your Momma connects with a body shot.
Your Momma scores with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A low kick from Lin misses
letting Your Momma counter with a right hand.
A low kick from Lin is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lin thows a body shot but no joy.

Lin pushes Your Momma up against the cage in a clinch.
Lin blocks a body shot from Your Momma.
Lin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Your Momma is looking to break free of the clinch but Lin has double underhooks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Your Momma working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lin tries to throw a body punch but Your Momma avoids it by throwing Lin back against the cage.
Lin has a couple of punches blocked by Your Momma.
Your Momma blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Your Momma works on Lin's body with a couple of short punches.
Your Momma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lin lands an elbow inside that Your Momma shrugs off.
Your Momma lands a shot to the body.
Your Momma tries to pull guard but Lin forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Your Momma presses Lin against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lin misses with a knee strike.

Your Momma jumps guard.
Lin is fighting to break Your Momma's control of his arms but Your Momma is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Alex Your Momma is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lin won't allow Your Momma to get back to his feet.
Your Momma has control of Lin's left arm, preventing Lin from doing any damage.

Your Momma scrambles and gets back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Your Momma scores with a jab to the head.
Your Momma cracks Lin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lin throws a low kick but Your Momma avoids it.
Your Momma slips a straight right by Lin.
Your Momma steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lin.
Lin walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Your Momma checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Your Momma digs a good body shot into Lin's ribs.
Your Momma throws a nice outside leg kick.
Your Momma lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lin will feel that in the morning.
Your Momma cracks a nice hook into Lin's ribs.
Lin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Your Momma walks into a straight right hand from Lin.
Lin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Lin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A swing and a miss from Lin.
Your Momma misses with a wild body shot.
Your Momma fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Your Momma swings for the body but Lin moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Your Momma cracks a nice hook into Lin's ribs.
Your Momma scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lin doesn't seem bothered though.
An inside leg kick from Lin misses.
Your Momma misses with an uppercut.
A punch combination from Lin misses.
Jeremy Lin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Your Momma lands a front kick.
Your Momma wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Lin punishes Your Momma's body with a nice straight punch.
Your Momma scores with a nice strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alex Your Momma comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Your Momma winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alex Your Momma!
A very excited looking Alex Your Momma made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.