PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toeson Esq comes to the cage accompanied by I Am the Walrus. Vickers has chosen Boats N' Hoes as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

E Toeson Esq
vs
Jeremetrius Vickers

187 cm
25
215 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

190 cm
24
220 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Brute

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vickers throws a lazy right hand but Toeson Esq sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Toeson Esq is looking to chop away at Vickers's legs.
Toeson Esq uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vickers.

Vickers rushes Toeson Esq and presses him up against the cage.

Toeson Esq drags the fight down to the ground.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Vickers gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
A big left from Vickers misses.

Toeson Esq shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Vickers manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Vickers not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Vickers looking to hit a scissor sweep but Toeson Esq is one step ahead there.
Toeson Esq is fighting to break Vickers's control of his arms but Vickers is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vickers keeping moving, preventing Toeson Esq from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vickers pulls Toeson Esq in close to prevent any damage.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Vickers cracks Toeson Esq with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Toeson Esq tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vickers was well out of range. Poor timing from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq delivers a nice body kick.
A low kick from Vickers misses
and Toeson Esq counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vickers thinking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vickers. Toeson Esq does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toeson Esq throws a low kick but Vickers avoids it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vickers throws a leg kick which misses Toeson Esq's front leg but catches the back leg as Toeson Esq tries to avoid it.
Toeson Esq has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Toeson Esq there as he acknowledges the shot.
Vickers connects with a leg kick. Toeson Esq looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Vickers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vickers thows a left - swing and a miss!
Manfred E Toeson Esq seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vickers lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Toeson Esq connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Vickers's hands.
Vickers misses with a lunging right hand
and Toeson Esq counters with a head kick.
Toeson Esq fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Vickers is out of range.
Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vickers throws a lazy right hand but Toeson Esq sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Toeson Esq moves in looking to clinch but Vickers pushes him off.
Toeson Esq tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Vickers swivels and escapes.
Vickers lands a jab to Toeson Esq's midsection.
Vickers swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vickers looks to land a body kick but Toeson Esq moved away.
Toeson Esq swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Toeson Esq misses with a shot to the body
and Vickers counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Vickers scores with a jab. Toeson Esq acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Toeson Esq is looking to wear down Vickers with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Vickers cracks Toeson Esq with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Vickers has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Toeson Esq to stand back up!

Toeson Esq is rocked!
Vickers cracks Toeson Esq with a left hook right on the temple and Toeson Esq goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Vickers lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Toeson Esq is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers!
Deangelo Jeremetrius Vickers decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.