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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colin Barron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barron comes into the arena with Ave Satani blaring out of the sound system. Yerface is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of New York, Colin Barron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface shoots in for a takedown but Barron shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Yerface attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A jab from Yerface finds it's way through Barron's defenses.
Barron throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Barron throws a hook but Yerface blocks it.
Yerface lands a body shot.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Yerface does no damage.
Barron moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Barron.
Yerface misses the shot to the body.
Barron lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yerface throws out a loose jab but Barron uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yerface showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Barron.
Yerface throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Barron misses.
Yerface goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A head kick from Barron lands but Yerface takes it in his stride.
Barron lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Yerface connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Yerface throws a low kick but Barron moves out of range easily.
Barron throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick misses from Barron.
Yerface fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Barron lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A low kick from Yerface misses
and Barron counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Barron attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Yerface shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Barron is trying to defend but Yerface finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface trying to control the pace.
Barron is looking for a sweep. Yerface is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Barron wants to control but Yerface is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Barron tries to roll over but Yerface keeps him under control.
Yerface is trying to control the action in half guard but Barron is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Ima Yerface hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Barron pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses.
A combination from Barron does no damage.
Yerface fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Barron.
Barron blocks a low kick nicely.
Barron misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Barron throws a sloppy head kick and Yerface moves out of range easily.
Colin Barron is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Yerface throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yerface throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Yerface jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yerface keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Barron tries to move into range but Yerface moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Yerface thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice shot by Yerface.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yerface throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Barron throws a sloppy head kick and Yerface moves out of range easily.
Yerface checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Barron avoids the head kick by Yerface.
Yerface slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Barron turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Yerface throws a quick inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Yerface throws a nice head kick!
Barron checks a low kick from Yerface.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ima Yerface will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Barron throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yerface throws a low kick but Barron moves out of range easily.
Barron tries to work over Yerface's front leg with a kick but Yerface checks it.
Barron misses with a body shot.
Barron lands with a kick to the temple. Yerface shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A good leg kick by Yerface.
Barron shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Yerface lands with a good body shot.
Yerface jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yerface turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Yerface fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Barron has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ima Yerface seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Barron jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yerface takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface throws a lazy head kick
and Barron counters with a big head kick but Yerface shrugs it off.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Yerface.
Yerface misses with a low kick.
Barron sizes up Yerface with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Barron fails with an attempt to clinch.
Yerface throws a low kick but Barron avoids it.
Yerface misses with a body shot.
Yerface scoring well with a low kick there.
Yerface misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yerface. Barron does a little dance to reset his feet.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Barron checks a leg kick.
Barron takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Barron tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Yerface defending well as Barron loads up on a big left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yerface checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Barron throws a leg kick but Yerface sees it coming and moves out of range.
Yerface slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Yerface misses the jab.
Barron feints and then cracks Yerface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Yerface down.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yerface.
Barron throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters circling - Yerface throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Yerface connects with a leg kick. Barron looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Barron closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barron throws a low kick but it's checked well by Yerface.
Yerface sizes up Barron with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Yerface dodges the punch combination from Barron.
Yerface tries a head kick but it misses.
Yerface throws a solid leg kick but Barron takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Yerface.
Barron connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Barron fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yerface manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Barron.
Yerface scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yerface chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Yerface blocks a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface closes the distance and clinches up with Barron, looking for a takedown. Yerface pushes Barron against the cage but Barron circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Barron throws a push kick but Yerface slaps the foot to one side.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yerface misses with a hook.
Yerface is looking to slow Barron down with leg kicks.
Yerface tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Barron throws a shot from downtown. Yerface moves away and avoids it.
Barron tries to clinch but Yerface is having none of it.
Barron moves away from the strike by Yerface.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yerface scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yerface throws a head kick but Barron moves out of range.
A jab from Barron finds it's way through Yerface's defenses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ima Yerface showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Yerface tries to score with a low kick but Barron moves his leg out of the way.
A head kick by Yerface misses
enabling Barron to counter with a crisp jab.
Barron has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Barron tries to work over Yerface's front leg with a kick but Yerface checks it.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses
and Barron counters with a head kick.
Yerface misses with a wild combination.
Yerface misses with a straight left.
A head kick misses from Barron.
A clash of legs there as Barron blocks the low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yerface throws a jab but it's blocked by Barron.
Barron finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Yerface misses with a combination
and Barron counters with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barron motions for Yerface to come forward. Barron throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Barron swings for the body but Yerface moves out of range.
Barron on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Yerface. Yerface obviously looking to wear him down.
Barron throws a head kick that misses.
Barron thuds his shin into the meat of Yerface's side.
Yerface throws a big shot that misses.
Nice body punch from Yerface.
Yerface throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Good work by Yerface as he checks the leg kick.
Yerface walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Barron checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Colin Barron has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barron defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Yerface.
A head kick misses from Barron.
Yerface avoids the head kick by Barron.
Yerface misses with a jab, cross combination.
Barron throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Barron tries a head kick but it misses.
Barron on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Barron is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Yerface throws a lazy head kick
and Barron counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yerface throws a head kick that misses
and Yerface takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Yerface throws a head kick but Barron moves out of range.
Barron takes one to the side of the head.
Barron shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Yerface.
Barron needs to keep his hands up - Yerface had a free shot at his head there.
Yerface uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Barron.
A good leg kick by Yerface.
A head kick misses from Barron.
Barron tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yerface was well out of range. Poor timing from Barron.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yerface.
A head kick by Barron misses
and Yerface makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Yerface throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Barron gets caught flat footed, as Yerface shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Yerface slips nicely into half guard.
Ima Yerface is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yerface works his way into full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Barron is in all sorts of trouble here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yerface pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Barron wants to hold on but Yerface pushes him away.
Yerface looking to control but Barron is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ima Yerface comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Yerface has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ima Yerface!
A relieved looking Ima Yerface thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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