PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Watt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Watt has chosen 30 Seconds To Mars - Closer To The Edge as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bomber
vs
Watt

175 cm
26
142 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

170 cm
25
146 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Derek Watt!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Watt throws a leg kick but Bomber checks it.
Bomber takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bomber misses with a looping left.
Watt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bomber.
An inside leg kick from Watt misses.
Watt throws a head kick but Bomber moves out of range.
Watt ducks under a wild hook from Bomber.
Watt thows a body shot but no joy.
Bomber misses the jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Watt.
Watt sizes up Bomber with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bomber takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Watt takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bomber throws a poor cross that misses
and Watt counters with a left to the body.
Watt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomber.
Bomber throws the left hand but Watt avoids the punch easily.
Bomber blocks a head kick by Watt.
Watt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Watt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Watt tries a head kick but it misses.
Watt throws a low kick, looking for Bomber's leg but Bomber calmly moves out of range.
Bomber looks to land a left hand but Watt moved out of range nicely.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bomber.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bomber moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Watt lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bomber takes a step back to recover.
Watt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bomber cracks a nice hook into Watt's ribs.
Bomber throws a body punch but Watt moves out of range.
Bomber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Watt can pounce on him.
A telegraphed right hand from Bomber misses the target.
Bomber lands with a hook. Watt tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bomber throws a jab but it's blocked by Watt.
Bomber throws a lazy right hand but Watt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bomber throws a hook but Watt blocks it.
Watt misses with a body kick.
Watt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber connects with a solid leg kick.
Watt takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Watt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bomber.
Bomber avoids the body shot from Watt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
That kick from Bomber tenderised Watt's leg. Watt is trying to keep his angry face on.
Watt moves out of range of the strikes.
Watt ducks under a wild hook from Bomber.
Bomber throws a shot to the body.
Watt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bomber rather than just go for the knockout.
Bomber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bomber moves out of range as Watt strikes.
Watt lands with a right hand.
Nice cross by Watt.
Watt slips under a jab from Bomber.
A jab from Bomber misses.
Bomber throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Watt counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bomber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Watt blocks a jab.
Bomber blocks a head kick by Watt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Watt walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bomber checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bomber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Watt moves out of range of the strikes.
Bomber thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bomber with a hook.
Watt lands a nice looking body kick.
Watt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Watt moves out of range as Bomber strikes.
Watt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomber.
Watt thows a body shot but no joy.
Bomber throws an off balance right hand
and Watt makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Watt throws a sloppy head kick and Bomber moves out of range easily.
Watt scores with a hook.
Watt jabs Bomber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Watt moves out of range of the strikes.
Watt swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Watt momentarily.
Watt misses the jab.
Bomber motions for Watt to come forward. Bomber throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Watt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Watt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bomber moves out of range of the leg kick from Watt.
Bomber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Watt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bomber throws the left hand but Watt avoids the punch easily.
Bomber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Watt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bomber.
A big left from Bomber misses.
Watt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomber.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Bomber misses.
Watt blocks a jab.
Bomber misses with a hook.
Watt with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Watt misses with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Bomber dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Watt lands with a nice body kick.
Watt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nice body kick from Watt.
Bomber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Watt.
Bomber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bomber has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Watt finds it's way round the side to connect with Bomber's head.
Watt lands with a shot to the body.
Watt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomber.
Watt throws a nice head kick!
Bomber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Watt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice cross by Bomber.
Bomber lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Watt lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice jab there from Bomber.
Watt blocks a low kick nicely.
Bomber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Watt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomber cracks Watt with a good jab.
Watt lands a slapping body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Bomber blocks the low kick.
A jab from Bomber misses.
Watt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Derek Watt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomber throws a shot from downtown. Watt moves away and avoids it.
Bomber avoids a kick to the body.
Bomber throws out a loose jab but Watt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bomber misses with a lunging right hand
and Watt counters with an outside leg kick.
Watt scores with a hook to the body. Bomber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jab from Watt.
Watt scores with a spinning back kick!
Bomber walks into a left hand.
Bomber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Watt was well out of range. Poor timing from Bomber.
Bomber misses with a hook. Watt ducked under it nicely.
A shot to the liver by Bomber. Beautiful body shot.
Bomber loads up on a big right hand but Watt slips the punch.
Billy Bomber is winning the standup battle so far.
Bomber throws the left hand but Watt avoids the punch easily.
Watt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Watt throws a head kick but Bomber moves out of range.
Bomber keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The fighters circling - Bomber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bomber takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bomber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Watt looks to score with a jab to the body but Bomber is just out of range.
Watt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice body punch from Watt.
Bomber blocks a head kick by Watt.
Bomber takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bomber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bomber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Watt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bomber.
Watt misses with the body kick
and Bomber counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Watt throws a head kick that misses.
Watt misses with a head kick.
Watt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bomber.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Bomber avoids the body shot from Watt.
Bomber is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bomber dips to his left and cracks Watt with an uppercut!
Watt slips a straight right by Bomber.
Watt throws a front kick aimed at Bomber's knee but Bomber avoids it well.
Bomber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bomber loads up on a big right hand but Watt slips the punch.
Watt lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bomber misses with a straight right.
Bomber moves out of range as Watt strikes.
Watt walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bomber checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Watt jabs Bomber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bomber missing with a left hand there. Watt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Watt throws a leg kick
and Bomber counters with a nice body shot.
Watt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Watt turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber moves out of range of the strikes.
Bomber with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Watt misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bomber counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Watt misses with a wild body shot.
Watt misses with a hook. Bomber ducked under it nicely.
Watt scores with a nice head shot.
Watt misses with a head kick.
Bomber lands a head shot.
Watt gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bomber.
Bomber digs a good hook to Watt's body.
Watt misses with a head kick.
Watt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Watt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bomber.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Watt throws a sloppy head kick and Bomber moves out of range easily.
Watt blocks a head kick by Bomber.
Watt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bomber.
Watt tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Billy Bomber will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A decent looking cross lands there for Bomber.
Watt slips under a jab from Bomber.
Bomber paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bomber blocks a head kick by Watt.
Watt lands a slapping body shot.
Bomber avoids the head kick by Watt.
Watt slips a jab from Bomber.
Watt lands with a shot to the body.
Bomber fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bomber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Watt.
A jab from Bomber misses.
A jab from Bomber misses.
Watt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bomber is able to avoid easily.
Watt throws a big shot that misses.
Bomber scores with a shot to the body.
Bomber lands with a right hand.
Bomber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Watt connects with an inside leg kick.
Watt lands with a nice body punch.
Watt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bomber throws a chopping leg kick but Watt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bomber throws a sloppy head kick and Watt moves out of range easily.
Watt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bomber throws out the jab.
Bomber misses the shot to the body.
Watt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Watt is looking to clinch but Bomber is avoiding it.
Watt looks to land a body kick but Bomber moved away.
Bomber throws a shot from downtown. Watt moves away and avoids it.
Watt throws a leg kick but Bomber sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bomber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Watt was well out of range. Poor timing from Bomber.
Bomber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Watt.
Watt tries to clinch up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber checks the leg kick nicely there.
Watt moves out of range of the strikes.
Bomber takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Bomber loads up on a big right hand but Watt slips the punch.
Watt walks into a stiff left hand from Bomber.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Watt throws a lazy head kick
and Bomber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Watt misses with a leg kick.
Watt tries to clinch up but Bomber circles away and keeps his distance.
Watt throws a body punch but Bomber moves out of range.
Bomber misses with an uppercut. Watt saw that one coming.
Bomber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Watt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bomber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bomber misses with a low kick as Watt jumps back.
Watt throws a head kick that misses.
Watt catches Bomber with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Watt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Watt takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Watt takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bomber thows a leg kick but Watt checks it
and Watt counters with a nice kick to the body.
Watt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bomber lands a jab to the head.
Bomber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Watt manages to avoid it.
Watt has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Watt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bomber moves away.
Watt throws out a leg kick but Bomber moves out of range and Watt only half commits.
Watt throws a head kick that misses.
Watt on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bomber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Watt is rocked!
Bomber connects with a single shot there.
Watt is still on wobbly legs! Can Bomber finish him?
Bomber drops Watt with a big left hand! Watt is injured, injured bad! Bomber jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Bomber!
Billy Bomber is the new bantamweight champion!
Post fight, an emotional Billy Bomber said 'To all the ladies in the room...... I'll fucking throat fuck you then rape you all to death, especially those under 16 years old.... allah au akbar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.