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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Kaholic comes to the cage accompanied by Cant Be Touched. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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225 cm
34
272 lbs
31 - 11 - 0 |
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191 cm
35
275 lbs
29 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
31 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Al Kaholic ! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
29 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brock Lesnar! The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Franklyn Lucas and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Al Kaholic does a little dance to reset his feet. Lesnar shoots in for a double leg but Al Kaholic sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Al Kaholic misses with a body punch
and Lesnar counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Al Kaholic swats away the attempt to clinch by Lesnar. Lesnar throws an off balance right hand
and Al Kaholic counters with a one-two to the body. Lesnar tries to clinch there but Al Kaholic circles away.
Al Kaholic swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar rushes Al Kaholic and presses him up against the cage. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Al Kaholic has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lesnar is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Al Kaholic misses with a body punch.
Al Kaholic 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
It looks like Al Al Kaholic has been cut. Al Kaholic blocks an uppercut.
Lesnar is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Al Kaholic pulls him back up using the underhooks. Lesnar misses with some punches.
Lesnar effectively controlling the action here. Al Kaholic tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round. A head punch blocked on the inside by Al Kaholic . Al Kaholic lands with a short head shot on the inside. Al Kaholic tries a knee to the head but Lesnar blocks it.
Al Kaholic has a couple of punches blocked by Lesnar.
Al Kaholic tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Al Kaholic landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Al Kaholic . Al Kaholic misses with a short punch on the inside. Al Kaholic blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Al Kaholic lands a body punch. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Lesnar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Lesnar prevents a body shot from Al Kaholic . Al Kaholic using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lesnar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short left from Al Kaholic . Lesnar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Al Kaholic misses with a body punch.
Lesnar tries to work over Al Kaholic 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Al Kaholic lands a hook that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards. Al Kaholic with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Al Kaholic tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Lesnar looking to stall.
Al Kaholic lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards. Al Kaholic is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lesnar gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. Lesnar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Al Kaholic pushes off an throws an elbow but Lesnar leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Lesnar is defending well against a takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Al Al Kaholic . That's going to take a lot out of him. Al Kaholic misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar takes a knee to the side of the body. Al Kaholic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Al Kaholic lands with a right to the head. Al Kaholic lands a shoulder strike. Al Kaholic is working Lesnar over against the cage. Lesnar looks gassed! Al Kaholic scores with a nice hook to the head. Al Kaholic goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lesnar misses with some punches.
Lesnar lands with a right to the head. Al Kaholic scores with a knee to the head.
Al Kaholic digs a right hand underneath Lesnar's ribcage. Lesnar let out a lung full of air as it connected. Lesnar drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Al Kaholic lands with a right to the head. Al Kaholic lands with a light punch inside. Al Kaholic makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Al Kaholic lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lesnar. Al Kaholic misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic breaks the clinch.
Al Kaholic staying out of range there. A thudding body kick lands there by Al Kaholic !
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lesnar on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Al Kaholic .
Lesnar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Al Kaholic can pounce on him.
Al Kaholic throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lesnar's head. Lesnar throws a lazy uppercut
and Al Kaholic counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lesnar is lucky that one didn't land flush. Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Al Kaholic fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lesnar. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Lesnar misses with a straight right. Lesnar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Al Kaholic scores with a jab. Lesnar acknowledges it with a nod of the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic dominated that round. The cut man is working on Al Al Kaholic 's cut. That's time! Back to the action!
Al Kaholic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lesnar.
Lesnar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Al Kaholic is fending him off so far but Lesnar persists. Nope, Al Kaholic circles away and we're back to standing. Lesnar throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Al Kaholic . Lesnar throws a predictable looking body shot
and Al Kaholic counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Lesnar rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice uppercut. Al Kaholic scores with a body shot.
Al Kaholic lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Al Kaholic lands a leg kick that knocks Lesnar off balance momentarily. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lesnar is defended easily by Al Kaholic . Lesnar is breathing heavily. Al Kaholic turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Al Kaholic lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Lesnar fails with the takedown. Al Al Kaholic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar. Lesnar wants to clinch. A slow jab from Lesnar misses its intended target. Lesnar tries for a takedown but Al Kaholic circles away easily and Al Kaholic counters with a stiff right hand. Al Kaholic is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lesnar can do to turn this around? A combination from Al Kaholic does no damage. Lesnar is trying desperately to land a takedown but Al Kaholic is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Lesnar. Lesnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Al Kaholic thows a body shot but no joy. Lesnar shoots in looking for a takedown but Al Kaholic manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lesnar's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar misses with a takedown enabling Al Kaholic to counter with a crisp jab. No luck for Lesnar with that takedown attempt. Lesnar shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Al Kaholic napping and manages to drive through into side control! Lesnar wants to lay and pray for a moment but Al Kaholic keeps working.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Al Kaholic wants to control but Lesnar postures up. Al Kaholic is looking for a sweep. Al Kaholic is holding Lesnar down, trying to stall. Al Kaholic sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard. Al Kaholic moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard. Al Kaholic looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. Lesnar must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Al Kaholic keeping moving, preventing Lesnar from controlling successfully.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Lesnar throws a body punch but Al Kaholic moves out of range. Horrible takedown by Lesnar or perhaps it was just good defense by Al Kaholic which made him look bad. Al Al Kaholic is winning the standup battle so far. Al Kaholic clinches. Good body shot from Al Kaholic .
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Al Kaholic scores with a shot to the side of Lesnar's head. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Good body shot from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic scores with a nice hook to the head. Al Kaholic lands an uppercut. Al Kaholic lands an uppercut. Al Kaholic landing some nice looking knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Al Al Kaholic 's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic thows a body shot but no joy. Lesnar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Al Kaholic . Al Kaholic throws out a powerful jab. Al Kaholic avoids the body shot from Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Lesnar misses with a wild body shot. Al Kaholic misses with a body kick. Al Kaholic thows a body kick. Lesnar tries to catch it but that hurt him. Lesnar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Al Kaholic thuds a left hand into Lesnar's body. Al Kaholic connects with a right hand. Lesnar shakes it off.
That's one minute gone in the round. Al Kaholic scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Al Kaholic changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Al Kaholic fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice hook. A nice leg kick lands there from Al Kaholic . Al Kaholic circles away from the clinch attempt and Al Kaholic counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Good standup being displayed there by Al Kaholic as he connects with a hook. Al Kaholic is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Al Kaholic throws a lazy right hand but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Lesnar is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Al Kaholic rather than just go for the knockout. Al Kaholic fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lesnar on the side of the head. Brock Lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Al Kaholic moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Al Kaholic connects with a body shot. Al Kaholic uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Lesnar takes a swing at Al Kaholic 's ribcage but misses. Al Kaholic lands with a thumping leg kick.
Al Kaholic ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lesnar moves away. Al Kaholic lands with a hook. Lesnar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Lesnar doesn't manage to clinch there - Al Kaholic circles away.
Al Kaholic uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lesnar.
Lesnar drops his hands momentarily and Al Kaholic takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Al Kaholic just misses with a punch to the body.
Al Kaholic throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Al Kaholic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lesnar manages to avoid it. Lesnar fails with a takedown attempt. Lesnar stuns Al Kaholic with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Al Al Kaholic is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. A solid body kick from Al Kaholic . Lesnar misses with a left hand and Al Kaholic counters with a flying knee. Nice. Al Kaholic cracks a nice hook into Lesnar's ribs. Al Kaholic cracks a nice hook into Lesnar's ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lesnar throws a looping overhand right but Al Kaholic ducks down to avoid it. Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Al Kaholic pinned against the cage. Al Kaholic gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Lesnar's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Lesnar throws a jab when Al Kaholic was well out of range. Lesnar is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent. A head kick from Al Kaholic lands but Lesnar takes it in his stride. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lesnar. Al Al Kaholic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar. Lesnar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Al Kaholic takes a swing at Lesnar's ribcage but misses.
And that's the end of the fight! Al Al Kaholic showed his dominance in that final round. Well Al Kaholic has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27 Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27 Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Al Al Kaholic ! Al Al Kaholic took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Brute for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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