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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between D.B. Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Herer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). B. Cooper and Jack Herer. Cooper comes to the cage accompanied by Cult Of Personality - Living Colour. D.B. Cooper could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jack Herer's chin.
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215 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
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213 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, D.B. Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Herer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herer slips a jab from Cooper.
Cooper avoids the head kick by Herer.
Herer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cooper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Herer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cooper.
Herer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Herer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
It looks like Jack Herer has been cut.
Herer misses with a wild combination.
Cooper moves out of range as Herer strikes.
Herer takes a swing at Cooper's ribcage but misses.
Cooper throws a hook to the side of Herer's head but Herer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Herer tries a head kick but it misses.
A jab from Herer finds it's way through Cooper's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Herer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cooper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Herer feints a jab promting Cooper to slip. Herer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Cooper slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Herer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Herer scores with a head kick. Cooper tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cooper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cooper connects with a single shot there.
Cooper thuds his right hand into Herer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Herer is rocked!
Cooper drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Herer's head, knocking him out cold! Cooper is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). D.B. Cooper!
D.B. Cooper gave a mention to Happy Pills in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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