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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee comes into the arena with Dragonfly by Shaman's Harvest blaring out of the sound system. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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164 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bruce Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands works the jab nicely.
Lee connects with a body shot that sends McWeakhands's belly button to the back.
McWeakhands throws a combination. Lee tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
It looks like Bruce Lee has been cut.
Lee lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWeakhands tries to move into range but Lee moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
Lee lands with a good body shot.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lee blocks a low kick nicely.
Lee lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Lee circles away.
McWeakhands swinging wildly here.
Lee throws a leg kick but McWeakhands moved away.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lee.
Lee ducks right into an uppercut from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands checks a low kick from Lee.
Nice uppercut lands for Lee. That snapped McWeakhands's head back.
Lee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab by McWeakhands.
Good shot there by Lee.
Lee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lee looks to land a right hand but McWeakhands moved out of range.
Lee lands a nice looking body kick.
Lee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A slow jab from Lee misses its intended target.
McWeakhands thumps Lee with a low kick.
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lee was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWeakhands throws a lazy right hand but Lee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lee misses with a series of wild punches.
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lee.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lee misses with a leg kick.
McWeakhands on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lee. Lee obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lee lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lee doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McWeakhands lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lee's sensitive parts.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWeakhands stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lee.
Lee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lee slips a jab from McWeakhands.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lee, as that shot connected.
McWeakhands misses with a straight right.
Lee throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McWeakhands tries a low kick but Lee avoids it.
Lee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands drops his hands momentarily and Lee takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lee misses with a body shot.
Lee tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lee lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands looks to land a combination but Lee avoids it well.
Lee throws a shot from downtown. McWeakhands moves away and avoids it.
Lee lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWeakhands throws an overhand right that lands on Lee's shoulder, as Lee tries to avoid the shot.
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
Lee dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWeakhands. That did some damage!
Lee takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McWeakhands connects with a body shot.
Lee goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A punch lands to the side of McWeakhands 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lee checks a leg kick.
Lee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands tries to close the distance and clinch but Lee swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McWeakhands tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lee takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fighters circling - McWeakhands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
Lee lands with a shot to the body.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut. Lee saw that one coming.
Lee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lee moves away.
Lee takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
An inside leg kick lands from Lee.
Lee pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lee is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lee avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
McWeakhands scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lee is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Lee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dumbass McWeakhands will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bruce Lee's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
McWeakhands thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWeakhands throws a nice inside leg kick.
McWeakhands clinches.
McWeakhands misses with the head strike.
Lee lands with a short shot to the head.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Lee uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
Lee scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lee manages to break the clinch.
A swing and a miss from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWeakhands misses with a wild combination.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lee lands an overhand right.
McWeakhands closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lee is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands is leaning against Lee and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lee misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Good body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands with a light punch inside.
Lee on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McWeakhands's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McWeakhands cracks Lee with a nice body shot.
McWeakhands lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lee backwards.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands blocks an uppercut.
McWeakhands can't break the clinch.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Lee controls his hands.
Lee working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWeakhands missing with knees to the body.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lee can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
Lee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lee is looking to control McWeakhands's arms but McWeakhands gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lee has his back to the cage.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands cracks Lee with a nice body shot.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for McWeakhands.
Lee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from McWeakhands as the two fighters clinch.
Lee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Good body shot from Lee.
McWeakhands misses with the head strike.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lee softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McWeakhands lands with a right to the head.
McWeakhands creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lee dodges an elbow strike from McWeakhands.
A right hook to the body lands for Lee.
Lee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McWeakhands is leaning against Lee and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a hook from the clinch.
McWeakhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Lee controls his hands.
A short uppercut from Lee.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lee has McWeakhands pressed against the cage, preventing McWeakhands from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lee breaks the clinch.
McWeakhands is looking to slow Lee down with leg kicks.
Lee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McWeakhands looks to land a left hand but Lee moved out of range nicely.
Good standup being displayed there by Lee as he connects with a hook.
McWeakhands throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McWeakhands misses with the combination.
Lee throws out a loose jab but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands tries to clinch but Lee is having none of it.
McWeakhands explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Lee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bruce Lee's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
McWeakhands throws a right hand that Lee ducks under and follows up with a left that Lee also avoids with ease.
Lee scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McWeakhands doesn't seem bothered though.
Lee fails with an attempt to clinch.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick
and Lee counters with a lovely shot to the body.
McWeakhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee connects with a solid leg kick.
Lee misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lee lets loose with a powerful body kick. McWeakhands will feel that in the morning.
McWeakhands jabs at Lee's body.
McWeakhands scores with a leg kick.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWeakhands manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Lee checks it.
Lee is looking to wear down McWeakhands with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McWeakhands checks the leg kick.
McWeakhands scores with a one two! Lee had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands clinches up against the cage.
McWeakhands misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lee throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lee working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McWeakhands lands a hook that snaps the head of Lee backwards.
McWeakhands lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lee scores with a shoulder strike.
McWeakhands lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWeakhands working aggressively here.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
McWeakhands letting Lee take a breather here.
McWeakhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.
McWeakhands misses with a punch on the inside.
Bruce Lee has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dumbass McWeakhands is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee misses with the head strike.
Lee's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McWeakhands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lee has a couple of punches blocked by McWeakhands.
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee takes a shot to the head.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from McWeakhands in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee throws a head punch that misses.
Lee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lee misses with some punches.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lee wants to get back to striking at distance but McWeakhands won't allow it.
A shot in the inside from Lee.
Lee can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lee.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lee lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Nice body punch from Lee.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tries to work over Lee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWeakhands lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lee lands with a left to the head.
Lee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWeakhands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bruce Lee showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McWeakhands has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!
Dumbass McWeakhands decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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