PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biff Biffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and High Lighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lighter has chosen What What (In the Butt) as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Biffman
vs
Lighter

186 cm
31
178 lbs
20 - 4 - 1

168 cm
27
172 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Knockout power

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Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Biff Biffman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, High Lighter!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Anthony Taglia and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biffman throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lighter.
Lighter throws a right hand that misses
and Biffman counters with an inside leg kick.
Lighter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lighter throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lighter takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lighter misses with a body shot
and Biffman counters with a good low kick that Lighter was not able to check.
Biffman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lighter's calf.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lighter chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Biffman can pounce on him.
Lighter misses with a looping right.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Biffman, right into the meat.
Lighter closes the distance but Biffman moves to the side
and Biffman makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Lighter really felt that one!
A jab from Biffman finds it's way through Lighter's defenses.
Biffman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lighter scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Biffman moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Biffman scoring well with a low kick there.
Biffman cracks Lighter with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lighter shoots in for a takedown but Biffman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Biffman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Lighter is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Biffman! Lighter is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biff Biffman!
A very excited looking Biff Biffman made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.