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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Jean Claude Van Halen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biff Biffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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148 lbs
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178 lbs
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Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jean Claude Van Halen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Biff Biffman!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Trevor Gratis and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Halen closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Biffman jabs Van Halen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Biffman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van Halen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biffman.
Jean Claude Van Halen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Halen is looking to clinch but Biffman is avoiding it.
Biffman blocks a jab.
Biffman throws a hook but Van Halen avoids it easily.
Van Halen misses with a right hand
and Biffman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Van Halen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Biffman takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Van Halen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A swing and a miss from Van Halen.
Van Halen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Biffman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Van Halen wants to clinch
and Van Halen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Jean Claude Van Halen has been cut.
Biffman pushes Van Halen up against the ropes in a clinch.
Van Halen blocks a body shot from Biffman.
Biffman lands with a left to the head.
A hook to the body from Van Halen.
Van Halen working hard to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biffman blocks an uppercut.
Biffman tries a body shot but Van Halen blocks it.
Van Halen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Van Halen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Van Halen pushes Biffman back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Van Halen.
A head punch on the inside from Van Halen fails to land.
Good body shot from Biffman.
Van Halen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Biffman lands a body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Van Halen fails to land.
Biffman has Van Halen pushed against the ropes.
Biffman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Biffman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Biffman clinches up with Van Halen and pushes him back against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman digs a right hand underneath Van Halen's ribcage. Van Halen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Halen misses with the head strike.
Biffman struggles to land a body shot inside as Van Halen controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Biffman.
Van Halen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Van Halen tries to throw a body punch but Biffman avoids it by throwing Van Halen back against the ropes.
Biffman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Van Halen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biffman dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Biffman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Van Halens head.
Biffman blocking some punches.
Van Halen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Van Halen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Van Halen taking a breather.
Biffman misses with a body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Halen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Van Halen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Biffman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Biffman prevents a body shot from Van Halen.
A short right from Biffman on the inside.
Biffman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Van Halens head.
Van Halen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Biffman misses with a hook to the ribs.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Biffman is working Van Halen over against the ropes.
Biffman tries to throw a body punch but Van Halen avoids it by throwing Biffman back against the ropes.
Van Halen misses with some punches.
Biffman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Van Halen's elbow.
Biffman cracks Van Halen with a nice body shot.
Biffman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Halen can't break the clinch.
Van Halen blocks a body shot from Biffman.
Biffman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Halen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Biffman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Van Halen throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from Biffman.
Van Halen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Van Halen wants to stall.
A right hand to the body from Biffman.
Biffman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Van Halen working aggressively here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Van Halen has a couple of punches blocked by Biffman.
Van Halen tries to land a knee to the head but Biffman blocks with his arms.
Biffman lands an uppercut.
Van Halen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Biff Biffman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jean Claude Van Halen's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Biffman is looking to chop away at Van Halen's legs.
A punch combination from Van Halen misses.
Biffman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Biffman moves away from the strike by Van Halen.
Van Halen misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Van Halen misses.
Nice body kick from Biffman.
Van Halen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Van Halen.
Biffman clinches up against the ropes.
Van Halen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short left from Biffman.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Halen misses with some punches.
Biffman lands with a light punch inside.
Van Halen is rocked!
Biffman lands a body shot.
Oh Van Halen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Van Halen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Biffman prevents Van Halen from breaking the clinch.
Biffman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Biffman lands a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Halen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Van Halen seems to have got his legs back now.
Van Halen throws a punch but it's blocked by Biffman.
Biffman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Van Halen being controlled against the ropes.
Biffman receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Biff Biffman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Van Halen has a couple of punches blocked by Biffman.
Biffman struggles to land a body shot inside as Van Halen controls his hands.
Biffman leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Van Halen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Biffman taking a breather.
Biffman continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Van Halen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Van Halen wants to get back to striking at distance but Biffman won't allow it.
Biffman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Biffman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Van Halen lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Van Halen.
Van Halen trying to stall but Biffman improves his position.
Biffman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Biffman lands a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Halen tries to circle away but Biffman has him pinned against the ropes.
Van Halen misses with a knee strike.
A hook to the body from Biffman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biffman lands a shoulder strike.
Van Halen throws a punch but it's blocked by Biffman.
Biffman manages to break the clinch.
A slow jab from Biffman misses its intended target.
Biffman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Biffman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Van Halen.
Van Halen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Van Halen throws a head kick but Biffman moves out of range.
Van Halen throws a lazy right hand but Biffman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Van Halen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Van Halen throws a lazy uppercut
and Biffman counters with a nice uppercut.
Van Halen swings for the body but Biffman moves out of range.
Van Halen throws an overhand right that lands on Biffman's shoulder, as Biffman tries to avoid the shot.
Van Halen doesn't manage to clinch there - Biffman circles away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Halen swings widly with a right hand
and Biffman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Van Halen throws a lazy right hand but Biffman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Van Halen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biffman.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biffman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Van Halen throws a head kick that misses
and as Van Halen tries to reset, Biffman cracks him with a perfect counter right hand that drops him to the mat! Van Halen is trying to get up but he's doing the chicken dance and face plants back to the floor - that's enough for the referee and he's called the bout! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Biff Biffman!
A very excited looking Biff Biffman made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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