PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jesse Dardar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dardar comes to the ring accompanied by Ride on. Golem has chosen Geo dude geo geo dude as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dardar
vs
Golem

185 cm
36
205 lbs
31 - 7 - 0

191 cm
29
208 lbs
25 - 5 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Non-Stop Nutrition
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Dardar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Sano and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Golem throws an overhand right that lands on Dardar's shoulder, as Dardar tries to avoid the shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dardar.
Dardar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Dardar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Golem lands a shoulder strike.
Dardar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Dardar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dardar scores with a shot to the side of Golem's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dardar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dardar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dardar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Dardar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dardar is looking to land body kicks.

Dardar has closed the distance and engaged Golem in a clinch.
Dardar working aggressively here.
Golem taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dardar throws an elbow but it misses.
Golem stalling.
Dardar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Dardar misses with a body punch.
Dardar scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Golem.

Dardar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dardar wants to clinch
and Golem counters with an inside leg kick.
Dardar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Golem to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Golem connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dardar's hands.
A head kick by Dardar misses
and Golem finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Dardar walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dardar throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dardar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dardar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesse Dardar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dardar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Golem paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The crowd cheers as Dardar lands an impressive looking overhand right. Golem doesn't seem phased though.
Dardar rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Golem counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dardar thinking.
Dardar throws a lazy uppercut
and Golem counters with a nice body shot.
Golem circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dardar goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dardar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Golem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dardar wants to clinch.
Dardar lands with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem connects with an inside leg kick.
Golem closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dardar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dardar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Dardar.
Dardar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Golem feints a jab promting Dardar to slip. Golem then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Dardar slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dardar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Golem scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops Dardar to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.

It looks like Jesse Dardar has been cut.
Dardar looks to clinch
and Golem counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dardar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dardar scores with a sloppy right hand. Golem should have avoided that one.
Dardar looks to throw the jab but Golem is out of range.
Golem takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Golem lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Golem tries a low kick but Dardar avoids it.
Golem fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dardar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dardar walks into a straight right hand from Golem.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dardar tries to clinch but Golem moves away
and Golem counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Golem misses.
Dardar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Golem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Having scored a knockdown, Geodude Golem should take round 1, putting pressure on his opponene back strong in round 2.
The cut man is working on Jesse Dardar's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Dardar wants to clinch but Golem slips to the side
and Golem counters with an inside leg kick.
Dardar just misses with a punch to the body.
Golem throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Golem throws a right hand that Dardar ducks under and follows up with a left that Dardar also avoids with ease.
Golem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dardar was well out of range. Poor timing from Golem.
Dardar does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Golem takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A chopping leg kick lands by Golem.
Dardar steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Golem. That one must have hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Golem misses with an uppercut. Dardar saw that one coming.
Dardar throws a hook to the side of Golem's head but Golem sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dardar scores with a head kick.
Dardar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Geodude Golem seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem circles away from the clinch attempt.
Golem keeps the fight on the outside.
Dardar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Golem misses the shot to the body.
Dardar misses with an uppercut.
Golem needs to keep his hands up - Dardar had a free shot at his head there.
Dardar throws the left hand but Golem avoids the punch easily.
Dardar tries to clinch up.
Dardar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Golem.
Dardar throws a head kick but Golem moves out of range.
Dardar misses with a series of wild punches.
Dardar takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem connects with an inside leg kick.
Dardar tries to clinch up but Golem circles away and keeps his distance.
Dardar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Golem.
Golem uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dardar.
Dardar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Golem paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Golem lands with a nice body punch.
Golem darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Golem cracks the inside of Dardar's front leg.
Golem tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sloppy strikes from Golem. Those never looked like landing.
Golem lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Golem throws a head kick that Dardar semi-blocks.
Dardar doesn't manage to clinch there - Golem circles away.

Dardar clinches.
Dardar pushes off an throws an elbow but Golem leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Golem.
Golem blocks a body shot from Dardar.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dardar has a couple of punches blocked by Golem.
Dardar blocks a body shot from Golem.
Golem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dardar working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem lands a knee to the body.
Dardar throws an elbow but it's blocked.

Dardar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Dardar closes the distance and clinches.
Golem blocking some punches.
A short left from Golem.
Golem just leaning against Dardar, taking a breather.
Dardar wants to break the clinch but can't.
Golem blocks an uppercut.
Dardar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dardar misses with the head strike.
Golem blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dardar throws an elbow but it misses.
Dardar has had enough of the clinch but Golem keeps him there for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Geodude Golem showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jesse Dardar's cut.
That's time! Dardar's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dardar misses with a jab, cross combination.

Dardar takes the fight into the clinch.
Golem misses with a knee to the head.
Dardar pushes off an throws an elbow but Golem leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dardar misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Golem.
Golem is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dardar is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Golem tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A nice left hand lands by Dardar.
Golem taking a breather.
Dardar blocks a body shot from Golem.
Dardar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dardar breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dardar is looking to clinch but Golem is avoiding it.
Dardar blocks a jab.
Golem ducks under a wild hook from Dardar.
Dardar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dardar is looking to clinch.
Dardar is looking to clinch but Golem is avoiding it.
Dardar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dardar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Golem scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dardar lands a lovely overhand right.
Dardar avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Dardar
and Golem counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem scores with a jab.

Dardar is rocked!
Golem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Golem is looking to score with low kicks.
Golem uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dardar has time to react.
Dardar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Golem.
Dardar is looking to clinch.
Dardar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Oh Dardar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Golem knocks out Dardar with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Golem before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Golem picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Geodude Golem!
An intense looking Geodude Golem took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Geodude, Geodude, Geodude...'.