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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slug Bert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crazy comes to the cage accompanied by Crazy Train. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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145 lbs
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140 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Crazy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slug Bert!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Wagner Zegers and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Crazy. Beautiful body shot.
Crazy connects with a nice looking jab.
Crazy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bert will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Crazy cracks Bert with an open hand slap.
Crazy misses the jab.
Crazy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crazy connects with a nice looking jab.
Bert shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Crazy manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Crazy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crazy keeping moving, preventing Bert from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bert accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bert wants to control from the top but Crazy keeps moving.
Bert stops Crazy from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bert is looking to advance position but Crazy has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Bert is looking to get to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crazy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Bert is working to get back to half guard.
Crazy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Crazy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Bert is looking to escape.
Crazy content just to control the position here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Joe Crazy.
Crazy lands a jab to the head.
Bert has a takedown stuffed.
Crazy misses the shot to the body.
Crazy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crazy avoids the body shot from Bert.
Bert takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Crazy takes a swing at Bert's ribcage but misses.
Nice straight punches there by Crazy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Crazy.
Bert shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Crazy regains full guard. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bert trying to control the position from guard on top but Crazy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crazy is adopting a defensive guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crazy is trying to control the position but Bert postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Crazy dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bert closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Crazy quickly recovers to half guard.
Crazy regains full guard. Nicely done.
Bert with a flurry of punches that miss.
Slug Bert has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bert wants to control from the top but Crazy keeps moving.
Crazy manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Crazy tries to control but Bert wriggling away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bert is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazy trying to control but Bert is having none of it.
Bert tries to hold on but Crazy postures up.
Crazy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Bert really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Crazy is standing up, even though he is in mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crazy lands a jab to the head.
Nice uppercut lands for Crazy. That snapped Bert's head back.
Crazy catches Bert with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Crazy swings for the body but Bert moves out of range.
Jab from Bert.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bert pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crazy blocks a jab.
Bert thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice sprawl there from Crazy as Bert shoots in.
Bert walks into a straight right hand from Crazy.
Crazy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Crazy lands an overhand right.
Bert jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crazy throws a wild body kick that Bert sees coming a mile off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crazy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crazy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bert misses the jab.
Crazy lands with an overhand left.
Nice jab there from Bert.
Crazy throws the left hand but Bert avoids the punch easily.
Bert throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crazy misses with an uppercut.
Crazy lands the left hand.
Bert missing with a left hand there. Crazy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bert slips under a jab from Crazy.
Crazy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bert.
Bert pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crazy with a nice cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crazy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crazy thows a body shot but no joy.
Bert rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crazy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crazy throws a shot from downtown. Bert moves away and avoids it.
Bert on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crazy throws an overhand right that lands on Bert's shoulder, as Bert tries to avoid the shot.
Bert blocks a low kick nicely.
Crazy tries to sprawl but Bert drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Bert is thwarting Crazy's attempts to control the position.
Bert is pressing down on Crazy's thigh, looking to free his foot. Crazy is holding on for now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are battling for position here. Crazy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Crazy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Crazy throws a big shot that misses.
Bert takes one to the side of the head.
Crazy with a hook.
Crazy looks to land a right hand but Bert moved out of range.
Crazy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bert throws a hook but Crazy avoids it easily.
Bert fails to land the takedown.
Bert throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Crazy was covering up waiting for the punch and Bert finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Bert throws an elbow that misses. Crazy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bert's guard. Nice move by Crazy!
Crazy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Bert avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazy decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Bert, up you get!
Bert takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bert fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crazy manages to avoid it.
Crazy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Crazy swings for the body but Bert moves out of range.
Joe Crazy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bert uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crazy.
Bert connects with a jab.
Bert uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crazy.
Crazy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Crazy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bert closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Crazy quickly recovers to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bert throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bert not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bert trying to pass the guard but Crazy defending well.
Crazy slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bert throws an elbow that misses. Crazy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bert's guard. Nice move by Crazy!
Bert throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bert is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Crazy trying to stand up but can't free himself from Bert's guard.
Bert has his foot on Crazy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Crazy works his way back into a safe position though.
Bert not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Crazy wants to stand but Bert has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Bert managing to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crazy trying to control but Bert is working from the bottom.
Crazy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bert is proving hard to escape from.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A slow jab from Crazy misses its intended target.
Bert lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Crazy at a distance.
A slow jab from Bert misses its intended target.
Joe Crazy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters circling - Bert throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Joe Crazy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bert closes this distance looking for a takedown but Crazy circles away.
Slug Bert has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crazy lands with an overhand left.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Joe Crazy.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crazy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Crazy!
A victorious Joe Crazy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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