PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Iso Fedex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Fedex
vs
Gein

181 cm
28
178 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

185 cm
22
175 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Iso Fedex!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ed Gein!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fedex doesn't manage to clinch there - Gein circles away.
Fedex with a poor takedown
and Gein counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Fedex darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fedex throwing shots but Gein is blocking nicely.
Fedex thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Gein's head.
Fedex prevents Gein from improving his position.
Fedex missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fedex thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fedex wants to pass to mount but Gein is defending the position.
Fedex throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Gein blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fedex.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein is trying is best to control the position here.
Gein is trying to get back to full guard.
Fedex throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Gein to regain full guard.
Gein pulls Fedex in close to prevent any damage.
Fedex throwing strikes but missing.
Fedex missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fedex trying to control but Gein is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fedex connects with a couple of short punches.
Gein really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fedex. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Fedex throwing strikes but missing.
Gein working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fedex.
Fedex postures up.

Ed Gein has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Fedex fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gein throws out a loose jab but Fedex uses good head movement to avoid it.

Fedex changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Gein looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Fedex in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Fedex in side control, throwing shots but Gein defends.
Fedex lands an elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein wants to get back to his feet.
Fedex in side control, throwing shots but Gein defends.
Fedex working the ground and pound but Gein is defending the strikes.
Fedex working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Fedex has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sloppy strikes there by Fedex.
Gein is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Fedex decides to stand back up. Fedex steps back and let's Gein get back to his feet.
Fedex misses with the combination.
Fedex tries to score a power double leg takedown but Gein sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Fedex somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Iso Fedex. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fedex ducks right into an uppercut from Gein.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fedex misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Fedex is defended easily by Gein.
Fedex is breathing heavily.
Gein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fedex.
Fedex shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Gein pinned against the cage. Gein gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jab, jab by Gein - just one landing.
Fedex with a lazy takedown attempt
and Gein counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fedex fails with a takedown attempt.
Gein misses with an uppercut. Fedex saw that one coming.
Fedex fails with the takedown
enabling Gein to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Iso Fedex will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fedex shoots in but Gein avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fedex looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Gein is fending him off so far but Fedex persists. Nope, Gein circles away and we're back to standing.
Fedex tries to clinch but Gein moves out of range.
Gein throws a looping overhand right but Fedex ducks down to avoid it.
Fedex ducks under a wild hook from Gein.
Gein lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Fedex is rocked!

It looks like Iso Fedex has been cut.
Iso Fedex seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fedex walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Fedex limp body while Gein jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ed Gein!
Ed Gein made sure to mention his sponsor, •• Beast Mode •• in his post fight interview.