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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Savage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wretches & Kings. On his way into the cage it seems that Hugo Smackthatcow has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hugo Smackthatcow seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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250 lbs
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237 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Randy Savage!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smackthatcow connects with a high kick.
It looks like Randy Savage has been cut.
Smackthatcow lands a head shot.
Smackthatcow stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Smackthatcow wants it to stay on the feet.
Savage fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Savage fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Hugo Smackthatcow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randy Savage.
Smackthatcow throws a right and a left that Savage avoids nicely.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smackthatcow drops Savage with a right and a left! Smackthatcow comes rushing in but Savage regains his composure and manages to keep Smackthatcow in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Smackthatcow is stalling in the full guard.
Savage is working an open guard so Smackthatcow takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Savage needs to keep his hands up - Smackthatcow had a free shot at his head there.
Smackthatcow fails to land with a series of punches.
Savage shoots in for a double leg but Smackthatcow sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nice body punch from Smackthatcow.
Savage gets the takedown into side control.
What's Smackthatcow going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Savage working away.
Savage lands a few punches from side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smackthatcow manages to get back to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Smackthatcow manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Smackthatcow is adopting a defensive guard.
Savage with a nice head shot there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow seems keen to control Savage's posture.
Savage throwing strikes but missing.
Smackthatcow will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Smackthatcow working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Savage doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Savage manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Smackthatcow is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Savage defends well.
Savage with a nice head shot there.
Smackthatcow wriggles free and stands up.
Savage on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Savage shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Smackthatcow as he jumps to the side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Savage shoots in but no luck this time.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Savage is defended easily by Smackthatcow.
Savage has a takedown stuffed.
Smackthatcow scores with a one two! Savage had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Savage is trying hard to land a takedown here. Smackthatcow sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Smackthatcow throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Savage's head.
Smackthatcow fails to land with a series of punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Savage fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Savage looks gassed!
Smackthatcow connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Savage to the floor! Smackthatcow dives in looking for the finish!
Smackthatcow passes the guard and advances to mount!
Smackthatcow controlling from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Savage can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smackthatcow looking to control and managing it successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugo Smackthatcow dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Randy Savage's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Smackthatcow tries to bum rush Savage with a series of wild strikes but Savage uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Smackthatcow scores with a jab to the jaw.
Smackthatcow is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Savage feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Smackthatcow throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Savage throws a strike but Smackthatcow rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smackthatcow works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Smackthatcow performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smackthatcow's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Smackthatcow has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Hugo Smackthatcow has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Smackthatcow connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Savage doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Smackthatcow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Savage.
Hugo Smackthatcow is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Savage swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smackthatcow counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smackthatcow fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Savage looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Savage is breathing heavily.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that half lands.
Smackthatcow listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Savage is rocked!
Hugo Smackthatcow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smackthatcow scores with a nice strike.
Savage is still on wobbly legs! Can Smackthatcow finish him?
Randy Savage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smackthatcow connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Smackthatcow is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Smackthatcow lands with a right that hurts Savage. Savage looks to clinch but Smackthatcow throws a short knee that drops Savage. This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Hugo Smackthatcow!
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