PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrew Diotte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quatro Teenth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diotte's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cypress Hill - I Want 2 Get High. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Diotte
vs
Teenth

190 cm
23
220 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

190 cm
24
210 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andrew Diotte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Quatro Teenth!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diotte misses with a hook.
Teenth displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diotte throws out the jab.
Teenth misses with a head kick.
Teenth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diotte connects with a looping right hand.
Andrew Diotte seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Teenth throws a head kick but Diotte moves out of range.
Diotte lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A head kick misses from Teenth.
Diotte circles away from the clinch attempt.

Teenth darts in and clinches Diotte up against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Diotte putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Teenth in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Teenth looking to throw knees to the head but Diotte is blocking nicely.
Teenth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Diotte tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Teenth's elbow.
Diotte struggles to land a body shot inside as Teenth controls his hands.
Diotte struggles to land a body shot inside as Teenth controls his hands.
Diotte is trying to break the clinch but Teenth has him pressed against the cage.
Diotte trying to land knees to the body.
Teenth lands a knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diotte tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Teenth avoids it.
Teenth blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diotte goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Teenth gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Teenth lands a knee to the head.
Teenth managing to block the knees to the body from Diotte.
Teenth blocking some punches.

Diotte escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Diotte cracks Teenth with an open hand slap.
Diotte throws a series of punches but Teenth moves out of range.
Diotte lands with an overhand left.
Diotte scores with a nice strike.
Nice shot lands for Diotte.
Diotte throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Teenth.
Diotte pivots, looking for a leg kick but Teenth is out of range and Diotte settles back down.
Teenth misses with a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Teenth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Teenth throws a series of strikes that have Diotte backpedaling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Teenth.
Teenth misses with a head kick.
Diotte misses with a low kick.
Diotte feints and then cracks Teenth's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Teenth down.
Teenth lands with a kick to the temple. Diotte shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Teenth slips under a jab from Diotte.
Diotte swinging wildly here.
Teenth tries to clinch up but Diotte circles away and keeps his distance.
Diotte blocks a head kick by Teenth.
Diotte rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Teenth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Teenth throws a head kick that misses
and Diotte counters with a good low kick that Teenth was not able to check.
Diotte avoids the head kick by Teenth.
Diotte connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Teenth momentarily.
Diotte throws a nice looking combination but Teenth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diotte.
Diotte cracks Teenth with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teenth throws a head kick that misses.
A combination from Diotte does no damage.
Diotte will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Teenth scores with a head kick.
Teenth misses with a head kick.
Diotte throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Teenth gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Diotte on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Diotte is trying to force a seperation but Teenth has the dominant position.
Diotte presses Teenth against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Teenth looks gassed!
Diotte misses with a punch to the body.
Diotte lands a left hand that snaps the head of Teenth backwards.
Teenth landing knees to the head.
Diotte struggles to land a body shot inside as Teenth controls his hands.
Diotte is working Teenth over against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right from Diotte on the inside.
Diotte pushes Teenth back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Diotte throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Diotte digs a right hand into Teenth's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Teenth's gas tank.

Diotte breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Diotte throws out a powerful jab.
Diotte connects with a nice looking jab.
Diotte throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Diotte scores with a nice head shot.
Diotte works the jab nicely.
Diotte connects with a body shot.
Diotte scores with a body shot.
Diotte throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diotte connects with a nice looking jab.

Teenth is rocked!
Diotte fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Teenth is still on wobbly legs! Can Diotte finish him?
Diotte throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Teenth.
Teenth seems to have recovered his senses.
Diotte misses with a low kick as Teenth jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andrew Diotte dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Diotte lands a jab to Teenth's midsection.
Diotte uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A punch combination from Diotte misses.
Diotte moves out of range of the body kick.
Teenth tries to clinch there but Diotte circles away.
Teenth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diotte swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Teenth throws a head kick but Diotte moves out of range.
Jab from Diotte.
Teenth tries to clinch but Diotte is having none of it.
Teenth misses with a head kick.
Teenth takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Diotte avoids the head kick by Teenth.
Teenth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diotte ducks under a wild hook from Teenth.
Teenth takes a jab right on the kisser.
Teenth is breathing heavily.
No joy there for Diotte, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diotte buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diotte thows a body shot but no joy.
Teenth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Teenth takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Teenth misses with a jab, cross combination.
Diotte fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diotte is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Teenth takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That kick from Diotte tenderised Teenth's leg. Teenth is trying to keep his angry face on.
Diotte with a jab.
Teenth throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diotte. Teenth does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice combination there by Diotte.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diotte feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Teenth's calf.
Teenth needs to keep his hands up - Diotte had a free shot at his head there.
Diotte cracks Teenth with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Teenth falls to his knees and Diotte doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andrew Diotte!
A very excited looking Andrew Diotte made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.