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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald comes to the cage accompanied by EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



181 cm
29
172 lbs
19 - 8 - 0
186 cm
29
183 lbs
20 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald defending well as Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand.
McDonald lands a nice shot that snaps Fatherfockerusus's head back.
McDonald stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
McDonald slips under a jab.
McDonald throws a nice outside leg kick.
McDonald throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but McDonald checks it.
Fatherfockerusus lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McDonald at a distance.
McDonald feints and then cracks Fatherfockerusus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fatherfockerusus down.
Fatherfockerusus lands with an uppercut that bounces McDonald off the cage and back into range.
McDonald scores with a leg kick.
McDonald avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fatherfockerusus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fatherfockerusus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McDonald wants to clinch up but Fatherfockerusus keeps it at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus throws a sloppy head kick and McDonald moves out of range easily.
Fatherfockerusus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Fatherfockerusus takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McDonald takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a loose jab but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a looping overhand right but McDonald ducks down to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus swings for the body but McDonald moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a leg kick.
McDonald wants to slow Fatherfockerusus down by chopping away at his legs.
A big right from McDonald misses.
McDonald scores with a spinning back kick!

Fatherfockerusus has taken the fight to the clinch.
McDonald throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fatherfockerususs head.
McDonald lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
McDonald doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald blocks the elbow strike.
McDonald tries a body shot but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
Fatherfockerusus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus is stalling here.
McDonald tries to work over Fatherfockerusus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fatherfockerusus wants to get back to striking at distance but McDonald won't allow it.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch on the inside.
McDonald works on Fatherfockerusus's body with a couple of short punches.
Fatherfockerusus misses with some punches.

Fatherfockerusus has hold of one of McDonald's legs. McDonald is fighting the takedown attempt but Fatherfockerusus gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
McDonald wants to stand and escape but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
McDonald managing to control the position.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but McDonald is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus postures up in McDonald's guard and throws a big left but McDonald blocks it.
Fatherfockerusus engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

McDonald uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice leg kick that just misses McDonald's sensitive parts.
Fatherfockerusus fakes the leg kick and cracks McDonald in the body.
A slow jab from Fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus walks into a stiff left hand from McDonald.
McDonald throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
McDonald moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McDonald just misses with a punch to the body.
Fatherfockerusus throws a sloppy body shot
and McDonald counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McDonald pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McDonald has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fatherfockerusus finds it's way round the side to connect with McDonald's head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a looping right.
Fatherfockerusus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McDonald swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
McDonald tries to bum rush Fatherfockerusus with a series of wild strikes but Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters circle momentarily. Fatherfockerusus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice defenses there by McDonald.

Fatherfockerusus gets tackled into the cage by McDonald. McDonald maintains the clinch.
McDonald doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Ouch! a nice leg kick from McDonald, right into the meat.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a jab.
McDonald takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fatherfockerusus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McDonald doesn't seem bothered though.
McDonald throws out a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range and McDonald only half commits.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fatherfockerusus swats away the attempt to clinch by McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McDonald thows a body shot but no joy.
McDonald scores with a spinning back kick!
Good shot there by Fatherfockerusus.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDonald swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
McDonald throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McDonald lands a nice shot that snaps Fatherfockerusus's head back.
McDonald misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fatherfockerusus.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McDonald throws a low kick, looking for Fatherfockerusus's leg but Fatherfockerusus calmly moves out of range.
McDonald misses with a body kick.
A jab from Fatherfockerusus does it's job there.
McDonald tries to clinch there but Fatherfockerusus circles away.
Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McDonald moves away.
Fatherfockerusus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McDonald takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over McDonald's front leg with a kick but McDonald checks it.
McDonald looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
No joy there for McDonald, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and pushes McDonald back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fatherfockerusus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McDonald tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from McDonald.
McDonald landing knees to the body.
McDonald working Fatherfockerusus over with knees to the body.

Fatherfockerusus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fatherfockerusus feints and then cracks McDonald's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McDonald down.

McDonald closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McDonald working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McDonald is leaning against Fatherfockerusus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fatherfockerusus landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus is breathing heavily.
Fatherfockerusus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McDonald throws a head punch that misses.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot to the body.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fatherfockerusus.
McDonald's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald is leaning against Fatherfockerusus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
McDonald avoiding damage as Fatherfockerusus throws knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, McDonald throws an elbow but misses.
McDonald dodges an elbow strike from Fatherfockerusus.
A short uppercut from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McDonald lands a body punch in the clinch.
McDonald missing with knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land knees in the clinch but McDonald avoids the damage to the body.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald lands a nice shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McDonald cracks Fatherfockerusus with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus throws a punch but it's blocked by McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fatherfockerusus lands a left hand that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to stall.
McDonald lands a damaging elbow.
Fatherfockerusus stalling in the clinch but McDonald improves position.
McDonald blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
McDonald lands a body shot.
A short uppercut from McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus can't find room to land a body shot as McDonald controls the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald missing with knees to the body.

Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch up but McDonald circles away and keeps his distance.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a decent looking hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ronald McDonald will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!


Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Fatherfockerusus fails in his attempt to clinch.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch but Fatherfockerusus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McDonald misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McDonalds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. McDonald was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild body kick that McDonald sees coming a mile off.
McDonald pushes Fatherfockerusus away with a front kick.
McDonald drops his hands momentarily and Fatherfockerusus takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McDonald lands a jab to Fatherfockerusus's midsection.
A good leg kick by McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fatherfockerusus takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McDonald cracks Fatherfockerusus with a good jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McDonald there as he acknowledges the shot.
McDonald takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands an overhand right.
McDonald scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McDonald fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fatherfockerusus.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonald.
McDonald keeps Fatherfockerusus at a distance using the push kick.
Fatherfockerusus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McDonald misses with a looping left.
McDonald keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

McDonald has Fatherfockerusus up against the cage in a clinch.
McDonald missing with knees to the body.

Fatherfockerusus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

McDonald closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McDonald pushes off an throws an elbow but Fatherfockerusus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McDonald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Fatherfockerusus's defenses.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McDonald is defending well for now.
McDonald misses with an elbow strike.
Fatherfockerusus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McDonald.
McDonald is working Fatherfockerusus over against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus wants a takedown but no success here.
McDonald scores with a knee to the head.
McDonald has Fatherfockerusus pressed against the cage, preventing Fatherfockerusus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fatherfockerusus is leaning against McDonald and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fatherfockerusus.
McDonald creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McDonald lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McDonald tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing McDonald back against the cage.
McDonald misses with a short punch on the inside.
McDonald scores with a shot to the side of Fatherfockerusus's head.
Fatherfockerusus avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus tries for a takedown but McDonald manages to get underhooks.
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fatherfockerusus is defending well for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to force a seperation but McDonald has the dominant position.
McDonald working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to maintain a safe position but McDonald gets an underhook and turns Fatherfockerusus into the cage.
McDonald avoids the elbow strike from Fatherfockerusus, against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus throws a punch but it's blocked by McDonald.
McDonald tries a body shot but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
McDonald working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McDonald thuds a left hand into Fatherfockerusus's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald connects with a solid leg kick.
McDonald defending well as Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand.
McDonald throws a front kick aimed at Fatherfockerusus's knee but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus throws a solid leg kick but McDonald takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fatherfockerusus.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDonald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McDonald scores with a leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Fatherfockerusus blocks the leg kick.
McDonald swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a big shot that misses.
Fatherfockerusus lands a jab.
Fatherfockerusus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fatherfockerusus's jab looks to have found its range, popping McDonald under the eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


McDonald misses the shot to the body.
McDonald with a nice cross.
Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and clinches up with McDonald, looking for a takedown. Fatherfockerusus pushes McDonald against the cage but McDonald circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McDonald tries to land a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus saw it coming and moves away.
McDonald pushes Fatherfockerusus away with a front kick.
No joy there for Fatherfockerusus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McDonald lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McDonald lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McDonald sizes up Fatherfockerusus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McDonald moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Nice uppercut there from McDonald.


Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Fatherfockerusus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from McDonald. That one must have hurt.
Fatherfockerusus is still on wobbly legs! Can McDonald finish him?
Fatherfockerusus is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald scores with a leg kick.

McDonald gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McDonald lands an elbow that stopped Fatherfockerusus in his tracks for a moment.
McDonald lands with a right to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for McDonald.
Clinched against the cage, McDonald lands a big elbow that drops Fatherfockerusus! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Fatherfockerusus is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald retains his welterweight title!
An out of breath Ronald McDonald thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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