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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kamil Tomcik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zulu Chaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tomcik's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, T Pain & Hot Dollar - Who The Fuck Is That . Chaka has chosen Bohemian Rapsody as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Zulu Chaka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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186 cm
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191 lbs
26 - 10 - 0 |
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193 cm
29
200 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kamil Tomcik! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Zulu Chaka! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Chaka moves out of range as Tomcik strikes. Tomcik circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chaka throws a sloppy head kick and Tomcik counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Chaka takes a swing at Tomcik's ribcage but misses. Chaka fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Chaka throws an overhand right that lands on Tomcik's shoulder, as Tomcik tries to avoid the shot. Chaka misses with a few strikes there.
Tomcik scores with a push kick. Tomcik misses with a series of wild punches.
Tomcik tries to score with a low kick but Chaka moves his leg out of the way. Chaka throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tomcik looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Tomcik's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tomcik duly obliges.
It looks like Zulu Chaka has been cut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Chaka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tomcik doesn't succeed with the takedown and Chaka counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tomcik circles away from the clinch attempt and Tomcik connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Tomcik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chaka manages to avoid it. Tomcik looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chaka takes a swing at Tomcik's ribcage but misses. A nice leg kick lands there from Chaka. Tomcik dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Tomcik blocks a low kick nicely. Tomcik throws a leg kick that misses. Chaka dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Chaka wants to clinch up but Tomcik keeps it at a distance. Tomcik looks to throw the jab but Chaka is out of range. Zulu Chaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tomcik takes one to the side of the head.
Chaka misses with a low kick.
Chaka cracks Tomcik with a right hand to the side of the head. Tomcik lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Chaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chaka throws a good cross that connects.
Chaka tries to work over Tomcik's front leg with a kick but Tomcik checks it. Tomcik throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Chaka was covering up waiting for the punch and Tomcik finishes the takedown easily into guard. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Chaka escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tomcik gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Chaka pushes a forearm under Tomcik's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Tomcik is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Zulu Chaka! Zulu Chaka is the new middleweight champion! Zulu Chaka took some time post fight to say the following; 'Lets get some Alcohol tonight,drinks on me..'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
49% |
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