PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blow Jimmy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Staton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jimmy comes to the cage accompanied by Take a lick. Staton is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mgła- With Hearts Toward None II . I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Jimmy
vs
Staton

200 cm
29
285 lbs
16 - 13 - 0

192 cm
26
238 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blow Jimmy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lee Staton!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Staton.
Staton thuds a left hand into Jimmy's body.
Staton connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jimmy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jimmy blocks the body kick.
Jimmy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Staton.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Staton throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Staton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jimmy.
Staton throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Staton punishes Jimmy's body with a nice straight punch.
Jimmy works over Staton's head and body with a nice combination.
Lee Staton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Staton with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jimmy scores with a head kick.
Staton bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jimmy's head.

It looks like Blow Jimmy has been cut.
Staton lands a leg kick that knocks Jimmy off balance momentarily.
Jimmy is breathing heavily.
Jimmy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Staton is able to avoid easily.
Jimmy misses with a right hand
and Staton counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jimmy's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jimmy throws out a loose jab but Staton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jimmy misses with a body punch
and Staton counters with a good low kick that Jimmy was not able to check.
Jimmy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lee Staton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Staton lands a jab.
Staton steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jimmy.
Staton digs a good hook to Jimmy's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Staton lands a jab to Jimmy's midsection.

Staton lands a left and a right that send Jimmy crashing to the mat, dazed. Staton thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
A jab lands there for Staton.

Blow Jimmy's cut is getting worse.
Jimmy checks a leg kick.
Staton scores with a jab to the body.
Staton connects with a solid leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Staton.

Staton takes the fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jimmy misses with a punch to the body.
Jimmy prevents a body shot from Staton.

Staton breaks the clinch.
Staton swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Staton fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jimmy.
Jimmy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Staton throws a shot from downtown. Jimmy moves away and avoids it.
A low kick from Staton is predictable there
and Jimmy counters with a stiff right hand.
Staton misses with a low kick.
Jimmy throws a big shot that misses.
Staton scores with a leg kick.
Staton throws a leg kick which misses Jimmy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jimmy tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Staton throws a leg kick but Jimmy checks it.
A jab from Jimmy misses.
Staton defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jimmy.
Some bone on bone action there as Jimmy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jimmy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Staton as he connects with a hook.
Jimmy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A head kick misses from Staton.
Staton clobbers Jimmy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Blow Jimmy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jimmy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Staton misses with a low kick as Jimmy jumps back.
Staton throws a leg kick but Jimmy sees it coming and moves out of range.
Staton blocks the body kick.
Staton throws a solid leg kick but Jimmy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Staton.
Staton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jimmy paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jimmy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jimmy misses with a looping right.
Jimmy dives in and grabs Staton's left leg, looking for a takedown. Staton pushes down on Jimmy's head and hops out.
Jimmy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jimmy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Staton connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jimmy scrambles back to his feet.

Jeez, Blow Jimmy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Staton throws a head kick that misses.
Staton fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Staton digs a good hook to Jimmy's body.
Jimmy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blow Jimmy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jimmy punishes Staton's body with a nice straight punch.
Jimmy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Staton can pounce on him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Staton scores with a jab. Jimmy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Blow Jimmy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lee Staton!
A relieved looking Lee Staton thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.